#officespeak

[urfspace]

Another in my short series on #officespeak and #jargon . . #foldin #gathering #herd #sheep #wolf #wolfinthefold #fold #folding #fold #sheepofinstagram #sheep🐑 #sheepfarming #sheepfarm #sheepfarmer #sheeplife #sheeplove #sheephunting #sheepherding #sheepnomore #sheeplover #sheepstagram #sheepoftheday #wolfdogsofinstagram #wolfstagram #wolflife #wolfstagram #worried #worrying #sheepworrying #baddog https://www.instagram.com/p/B6063ekhufa/?igshid=1cintq87pros8

[r0byates]

Of course I've never done this....🙄 #verybritishproblems #britishquirks #officespeak #desk #idothis #britishproblems https://www.instagram.com/p/BtiG9pAnLzY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1cqpohhf2jfvy

[mickeyant]

good at, not good at

Good at:

lighting and composition

filling out good existing ideas

finding underlying principles

quality & sustainability control 

roaming freely like a hoofed creature

consulting

heroic singlehanded victories

Not good at:

"fast-paced work environment"

"taking direction"

being a "team player"

estimating how much time it will take

quick iterations

humility

coming up with random ideas

publicity

looking busy for nine hours a day

Barely employable, from the looks of it.