Tell me more about stoner peggy
It stresses out Eliza whenever Peggy gets high b/c there’ve been times where she’s literally just spent all afternoon staring at the ceiling
Angelica just kinda tells her to be safe but no, it genuinely stresses Eliza out
She, Martha M, and John were like the stoner trio back in high school & college & shit
She’s rly good at making sure she always has clothes that don’t smell like weed. John hates her
she bought John his first bong, it’s shaped like a dick
he’ll use it if he has to
She also told Frances that John used to own a bong, carefully omitting the dick part and the fact that she was the one who bought it for him. Frances told Theo and Philip about it
Frances thinks her dad is a hypocrite b/c he gets on her case abt weed
She and John thought everything was funny. EVERYTHING
once shaved her entire head b/c John dared her & also promised that if she did it so would he. He chickened out at the last minute
She didn’t even regret it
Usually she’s funny as hell but she also makes lots of self-deprecating jokes abt being the family disappointment
(& John is like ok same tho!!!)
& they’re funny jokes but Martha is always lowkey worried like “is Peggy ok…”
that post where the person keeps putting new hot pockets in the microwave b/c they keep forgetting abt the old ones? that’s literally Peggy
Peggy is also the one who buys John weed socks & sweaters and shit like that as a joke but he really will wear them when he hasn’t done his laundry
Peggy was SO blazed when Eliza told her abt herself & Dolley. & Peggy was just like. kay. Eliza was rly mad when she found out afterwards b/c she was rly worried Peggy would tell people abt it
watches Keeping Up with the Kardashians while high
Peggy is a fake she’s a hypocrite & John knows this b/c she’s definitely told John that she doesn’t get why he likes sex while he’s high so much but she and Martha have definitely hooked up while Under The Influence™