officialbioware replied to your post:ok i am NOW cutting ALL THIS SHIT out my life ...
sometimes i think about miranda in her underwear munching on some cereal watching pokemon. only jack knows she has the most devastating pokemon team ever
laUGHS remember the line "it helps me find meaning in how i was created" well she figured out the mechanics of rng damn quick and now ALWAYS has 6IV shinies on ALL of her teams. only shepard can beat her and she's so confused like/??? how do you always beat me and shep's just like. luck i guess. jack gets soooo mad bc she can never win against anyone. miranda thinks the "ash is in a coma" theory (which has undoubtedly survived that long) is cliched and unlikely. "it's a children's show." she explains patiently to garrus. "of course he never ages. he has to stay within a relatable age range."











