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[disciple-of-dante]

The Empress and the Observer

A damp male human suddenly pops out of nowhere with the accompanying sound of water, sliding across the floor of the ship. He was wearing mainly black clothes, with a red long two-tailed trench coat. He then shook his head, unaware of the Empress that was behind him.

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Okay, that could have gone better.

You were fighting an underwater foe that tried to do a kamikaze against you, and you had barely enough time to teleport away before you turned into bomb fodder, taking with you some sea water. In your panic, you did not have a clear vision on where to go, so you probably teleported somewhere in the multiverse. Though you were hoping for a softer landing... you groan painfully as you got onto your feet, cracking your back and neck.

Always hate fighting with Serpent Bombers...

You shake the water out of your hair like a dog, still groggy from hitting steel and sliding on it.

[mageoftime-dj]

"Hello, miss. Are you feeling better today?..."

[gillfester]

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[mageoftime-dj]

The Caged Mage

How did this happen? How did he get into such a situation? Here he was, sitting in a prison cell of sorts as a result of confronting the Empress. He had tried at one point or another to get out but a strange energy field was keeping him in, even when he tried to use Time shenanigans to his advantage. Now he sat there, sighing as he tried to figure out why the Empress had decided to keep him in here rather than try to kill him...or worse.

"...Bluh..."

[thedaveanon]

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and to what do i owe the pleasure of your presence your highness

[mageoftime-dj]

Of Mage and Empress

It floated there in the blackness of space, its red visage a symbol recognized far and wide as the flagship of the one called Her Imperious Condescension. The ruthless Empress known for conquering worlds and expanding her empire as well as heading a massive baked goods empire. Her presence was one that just couldn't be ignored.

That went double for a certain Mage who had decided to take a closer look at things. He had encountered the Empress on previous occasions, though he believed they were from different timelines. This would be the first time he would actually get an extremely close look at her flagship. He slowly drifted down and landed on the hull of the ship before searching for a door to get inside. It didn't take long for him to find one and open it up in order for him to slip inside

Now he walked down the halls of the ship, looking around with each step in case something were to pop up and interrupt his exploration...

[cobaltpir8]

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You smirk, sarcastically.

Ah, what could the Empress herself want with someone like me?

[mageoftime-dj]

He walked into the kitchen, following the path that he had taken before when he was led in by a certain someone. The cookies that he had helped to make were pretty good and he had wanted to try some of the other things that she knew how to make, remembering that she mentioned cakes and cupcakes. When he walked in, however, he did not find her there. That was strange...

"...Hello?"

He walked around the kitchen for a few moments before looking around a piece of furniture into a corner where he thought he saw a bit of black hair. He quickly came upon the Empress, who had decided to hide in the corner for some reason. There also seemed to be streams of fuchsia running down her cheeks.

"...Are you ok?"

He moved closer to her, kneeling down and looking her over, obviously concerned about her...