#officialoceanman

[crowtrolls-archive]

Okay we don't talk at all but I'm laughing really hard '#protoman's hair draws the moon into orbit' I just thought you should know

"BLUES WHAT HAPPENED"

"EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL-FUCKING sHIT GSHDJ N O"

[ceciliavonjoy]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I already know the answer I just wanted to send the face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): relationship status

MEMEING

[angrygaytiefling]

Wreath and Elf

Wreath: Are you allergic to anything?

i probably am, but i don't know what yet. i've been waking up sneezing with runny noses, so i'm gonna assume something in my room is causing me allergies.

Elf: If you had unlimited money to one shop, which shop would it be?

oh fuck do online stores count? cause if they did i'd probably go on a crazy spending spree at modcloth. they have the best clothes o h man.

[point-five-rose-a]

hte fuckign

how dare i was about to do that same damn thing to u

[freckledbastard]

officialoceanman replied to your post: officialoceanman replied to your post ...

I meant the person throwing the ball omg I wouldn’t want you to throw the ball at gordon or maria they’re hella. And ew instructor dude sounds like a dick

Phew, because Gordon and Maria are amazing (do you know how awesome it is to watch them (and Zack) go through their patterns?? they know it so well its like watching a martial arts movie IN LIVE ACTION THATS A BAD COMPARISON BUT BASICALLY THEY LOOK SUPER COOL)

He's not usually bad tbh. it's just that sometimes he says things that make me face-palm (once we were learning a couple of blocks and he kinda hesitated and said, "actually this one will be better for the women" and started teaching us a new move and alicia and i were like um what but for the most part he's a good instructor (if a little, discriminatory)

[freckledbastard]

officialoceanman replied to your post “at taekwondo today we were sparring against this guy who was getting...”

You should've thrown the ball at that fuckers face, tbh

By fucker, do you mean the instructor? He probably would have started yelling at me and he's a police officer so his yelling ability is very high. He probably would have made me do push ups too and though I usually like push ups my wrist has been playing up lately so it would have been a pain. IT WAS JUST SO CONDESCENDING THOUGH, YA KNOW?? HE WAS TALKING DOWN TO ME AND I DIDNT APPRECIATE IT)

(If you mean the person throwing the balls at me: I was tempted to, but I'm more annoyed at myself for getting annoyed with them because they're kinda young still? Like 11 or 12 or something so I just tell myself that they should start becoming more mature soon and then they won't be such a pain in the neck I MUST BE THE BIGGER PERSON)

[ceciliavonjoy]

officialoceanman replied to your post:tumblr why are you suggesting a sonic porn blog ...

oh my god

*Untitled by Simple Plan plays in the distance*

[awkwardsilverthphotos-blog]

We have our winner(s)!

Congrats to jomasterii for being our winner!

However, there was someone who guessed before you, but they were on anon. I didn't mention that you couldn't be on anon when I should've though, so to keep things fair, they're getting a prize too!

So congrats to officialoceanman for being our for realzies first winner!

They've both gotten free art from me as their reward! :)

Even though our contest is over, I'm not gonna give away the answer just yet. I'm gonna keep it a mystery to give y'all a chance to keep on guessing if you want! You won't get a prize, but you'll get a congrats from me and the feeling of winning if you guess right! :3 That's still something, right?

Congrats again to our winners! Have fun the rest of you! :3