#officialscpfoundation

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Can I kiss the SCPs?

No you can not kiss the scps, and if you wish to do so we will report you to HR.

Well you can if they give consent.

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Put Clef in a blender call that a Reality Blender

Don't, don't blend clef we tried, it wasn't a big enough blender.

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Happy pride month queers please give us your money and forget about our crimes and kidnappings

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so I think one of the scps got out because there is some plague doctor on my lawn screaming that 'he is the cure' while holding a high heel, he looks mentally unstable and a bit deranged.

HE'S OUT AGAIN? Don't worry we'll bring him back with french cheese and wine just stay inside and don't be British.

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Greetings, we have heard of the shooting, and unfortunately our sniper did miss, we shall try to use anomalous means next time to terminate this scp.

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what do you MEAN the foundation has a tumblr presence

It's what most anomalies get revealed on, also great for recruitment

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i know pride month is over but are there any queer SCPs

this is a very stupid question by the way

Oh yeah there's quite a few I think, 049 and 035 are queer for each other, they are in love, there's scp-6113 that exists just to help transgender people transition, god wish they visited me.

Dr bright or scp 963 identifies as the gender of their host.

There's quite a few, I think gamers against weed also has quite a few queer members and anomalies.

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We've had this public Tumblr for a year, we thank the public for staying with us, as such we shall allow you to ask the 05 any question you would like,no matter how classified they will have to answer, they're under a magical contract after all.

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