The scp foundation blog

This is the blog run by the scp Foundation to inform the public of happenings. If members of the public have any questions they would like to ask I will answer to the best of my level, as much as my security level lets me. disclaimer: this is not run by the scp wik

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I believe that is it time for the admin to introduce themself,I am the admin of this blog and a zombie. A zombie in the most easiest term,I am undead as that is the most cost-effective way the foundation figured out to not rehire anyone. And I was originally an intern now I have to be the social media manager of the foundation.

But yes i insist the public to please ask any and all questions they have about anomalies,the foundation, or even local anomalous events in your area. You can also report any anomalies in the area.

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As it is pride month we shall allow the public access to scp-113

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Meow

Please tell whoever let Josie on a computer to put her somewhere else

[agent--centralia]

She wanted to look up cheese recipes.

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I do understand truly but she is too small to use the internet without permission she will get too sad.

[agent--centralia]

I am supervising her while she uses the Internet.

She just ordered 500 cheese wheels.

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Using who's money?

[agent--centralia]

Hers. (Mine)

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We were not aware tou were paid enough

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Meow

Please tell whoever let Josie on a computer to put her somewhere else

[agent--centralia]

She wanted to look up cheese recipes.

[officialscpfoundation]

I do understand truly but she is too small to use the internet without permission she will get too sad.

[agent--centralia]

I am supervising her while she uses the Internet.

She just ordered 500 cheese wheels.

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Using who's money?

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Meow

Please tell whoever let Josie on a computer to put her somewhere else

[agent--centralia]

She wanted to look up cheese recipes.

[officialscpfoundation]

I do understand truly but she is too small to use the internet without permission she will get too sad.

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Meow

Please tell whoever let Josie on a computer to put her somewhere else

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If you're experts in containing anonymous entities of all types that treat the laws of physics as optional, why. Do we still. Have an ant infestation?

I have followed all the containment and termination procedures, but they keep turning up I don't know where they're coming from

I have tested the readily available samples and no, they aren't any form of anomaly, just good old fashioned ants.

Did you call a terminator? Or perhaps you have left food out

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Does the black moon howl?

not anymore

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well, well, well

if it isn’t my old employers

While yes we are your old employers you are still not getting the reference we have for you. You know what you did

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

yes, yes, i know.

i assume there is an SCP Tumblr account to deal with any info breaches?

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If you wish to report any information breaches you can contact me or your closest foundation representative

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

hah!

no

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We insist you do. Or you may regret it.

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

you fired me 600 years ago

i think i’m good

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600 years ago? Ah in that case we dont care about any outdated information you have

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

yes, well…

how’s Jack? He’s the only other immortal employee since i last worked at Site-17

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We have 4 immortal jacks

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Dr. Bright

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Oh him, yeah he got fired, nows he's a permanent d class

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well, well, well

if it isn’t my old employers

While yes we are your old employers you are still not getting the reference we have for you. You know what you did

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

yes, yes, i know.

i assume there is an SCP Tumblr account to deal with any info breaches?

[officialscpfoundation]

If you wish to report any information breaches you can contact me or your closest foundation representative

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

hah!

no

[officialscpfoundation]

We insist you do. Or you may regret it.

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

you fired me 600 years ago

i think i’m good

[officialscpfoundation]

600 years ago? Ah in that case we dont care about any outdated information you have

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

yes, well…

how’s Jack? He’s the only other immortal employee since i last worked at Site-17

[officialscpfoundation]

We have 4 immortal jacks

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well, well, well

if it isn’t my old employers

While yes we are your old employers you are still not getting the reference we have for you. You know what you did

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

yes, yes, i know.

i assume there is an SCP Tumblr account to deal with any info breaches?

[officialscpfoundation]

If you wish to report any information breaches you can contact me or your closest foundation representative

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

hah!

no

[officialscpfoundation]

We insist you do. Or you may regret it.

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

you fired me 600 years ago

i think i’m good

[officialscpfoundation]

600 years ago? Ah in that case we dont care about any outdated information you have

[officialscpfoundation]

well, well, well

if it isn’t my old employers

While yes we are your old employers you are still not getting the reference we have for you. You know what you did

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

yes, yes, i know.

i assume there is an SCP Tumblr account to deal with any info breaches?

[officialscpfoundation]

If you wish to report any information breaches you can contact me or your closest foundation representative

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

hah!

no

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We insist you do. Or you may regret it.

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I heard rumors that Dr. Clef gets nauseous on spinning type rides

We can neither confirm nor deny any rumours

[officialscpfoundation]

well, well, well

if it isn’t my old employers

While yes we are your old employers you are still not getting the reference we have for you. You know what you did

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

yes, yes, i know.

i assume there is an SCP Tumblr account to deal with any info breaches?

[officialscpfoundation]

If you wish to report any information breaches you can contact me or your closest foundation representative

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Motra's Anomaly 456

if I had a penny for every anomaly related to a USA president I would have so fucking much

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I'm going to steal Dr.Gears and have him read all the encyclopedias in the world >:)

No don't! Don't steal Dr.Gears!

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odd… scp-096 doesn’t seem to want to attack me… even though I’m trapped with nowhere to run to…

I wonder when someone is going to let me out.

you can just stay in the box for a while yeah.