#ofgmfg

[kankri]

theo there was in fact a treasure planet game for the ps2

FUCK OFF...

[icantrememberthesolution-blog]

I don't know what everyone's talking about I was talking about research equipment but I mean sure I have better junk than all y'alls too but I'm kinda concerned thats the first thing you guys jump to.

[gemrys]

so, my brother asked me to make him a Captain America shield (which is ridiculous cos I told him we'd go buy one tomorrow... anyway.) and we were waiting for it to dry. So we were hanging out in the kitchen, and I decided to do some dishes. 

My brother decided to 'set up basecamp' under the counter. (aka cover himself in blankets)

After a few minutes, he began narrating what I was doing, as if he were narrating a really bad reality show,

and I guess I was a soldier? 'better than captain america,' cos I was helping 'fight against the germs that dwell here,'

and then there were cut-scenes where he did interviews with the avengers, like Iron Man (who sounded impressively like Batman), Hulk (with a southern US accent???), etc.

But then, out of no where, he goes, 'oh no! what's that, in the sky? It's a star? It's Loki! Loki is riding on the star, folks. And what's this? The stars are forming into  a mustache. WOW! the stars are now a mustache on Jess' face! and Loki is still lying on them!' and then he said in a weird voice, 'eheheheh, YOU'VE BEEN LOKI'D!!!'

OMFG

Also, when he 'interviewed' Hawkeye, he said:

'Wow. She's so great at doing this. I like watching with my hawk eyes as she places the dish in the washer.'

and then he did a whole 'series finale' on 'episode ten' and Loki was dancing on my shoulder, and I think someone exploded but I missed that part..... and Cap was mad cos I 'replaced him as the best soldier ever,'

THIS WAS OVER THE COURSE OF FORTY MINUTES GUYS THIS WAS JUSt RIDICULOUS I LOVE MY BROTHER OKAY

[superjnr]