ZAG ON EM

Hey I'm Jess, 31 💀animator, illustrator, game dev. They/them ✨

[the-big-mood]

[lonndoodles]

[dogpuppy]

[opendirectories]

[dogpuppy]

[softwaring]

[missadelinecatgirl]

must we live in squalor

[luxwing]

Victorian children making creepypastas be like Benjamin Drownsworthy doth reside within mine copy of hoop and stick

[oneheadtoanother]

[catfindr]

[m3chanical-m4chinations]

[brumbpo]

Today in “Liked by Hozier”

[millionsknives]

can you curry anything else or is it just favor

[millionsknives]

tim

[aropride]

this was written 100 years ago but it reads like a post i would make on my tumblr blog in 2026

[eebie]

be tender with my love

[paprikii]

[eebie]

[camelidae]

I’ve got some originals for sale in the shop! I’ve got horses, I’ve got cows, I’ve got sheep, I’ve got kitties, I’ve got dragons, I’ve got deer-dragon hybrids – truly a little something for everyone~

For international shipping, contact me at [email protected]

[dogpuppy]

[parkchanwoohoo]

GEORGE: She came on my glasses.

JERRY: On your glasses?

GEORGE: All over em! It was a nightmare!

JERRY: Well why were you wearing your glasses during sex?

GEORGE: I gotta see, don't I?

JERRY: What's there to see? All you need is the basic gist.

GEORGE: You're missing the point.

[parkchanwoohoo]

KRAMER: She came on your glasses? Oh that's the worst.

GEORGE: Thank you!!

JERRY: Kramer, you don't even wear glasses!

KRAMER: I do for sex!

[illuvial-dreams]

Jerry: Why could you possibly need glasses for sex??

Kramer: I gotta see, don't I?!

George:

[dogpuppy]