AMELIA AND EVAN FOR THE IF THEY HAD A KID MEME. FOR SCIENCE.
Ezra Alexander Bones-Rosier
Bored glances, a pen behind his ears, Italian loafers, and the scent of fresh parchment. As expected, Ezra was a stunner. Unlike his mother, he gravitates towards neutral colors. He despises pastels, believing bright shades are only suitable for toddlers. Never seen without his signature obsidian ring or perfectly styled hair, it’s clear Ezra is a sharp dresser. Though he has a weird habit of refusing to wear the same designer/label as his father.
First thing to know about Ezra is that he’s calculating. Each move he made, each word spoken, and even his outfits are intentional. He’s planner, rarely leaving anything to chance. Maybe it’s because of his trust issues or maybe it’s because of his pride that he (unfortunately) inherited from both of his parents. Like his parents, he has ambition and drive though his aspirations are rather apolitical. In Ezra’s eyes, the Ministry is useless no matter how much his mother lectures him on politics. Unfortunately, he’s just as stubborn as her. Instead, he dreams of becoming an architect in the wizarding world. Fascinated by the theory of magic and space, he envisions revitalizing the drab section of Diagon Alley. Unlike the Ministry, Ezra was going to get shit done. Much to his parents’ chagrin, Ezra lacked tact making him rather notorious in the Pureblood community. Not that he cared what a bunch of stuck up brats thought of him. A tiger doesn’t lose sleep over the opinion of sheep. That goes for Halfbloods and Muggleborns too. Ezra doesn’t discriminate.
He’s a better Qudditch player than both of his parents, a feat that he loved reminding them. Too bad, he’s not much of a team player.
Ezra is also good with plants. Tending his plants served as a stress reliever and gave him inspiration for designs.
During his Hogwart years, he dabbled in fashion design mainly out of experimentation with automation charms. He charmed his ring to alert him when someone is lying to him though. Again, trust issues.
Neither, he doesn’t play favorites. Their egos are large enough.
The nerd inherited both the best and worst traits of his parents. Let’s all pray for the wizarding world.
He has been named in Witch Weekly’s Top Ten Most Eligible Bachelors six years in a row. Never number one, a fact that greatly pissed him off. Not saying he plays up his aloof facade to win first place one day, but not denying it.
He owns three cats, all Egyptian Mau. Their collars most likely costed more than your entire year salary. Some would say his cats are his true friends.
As a child, he always dreaded attending Ministry events so he turned to extreme means to miss them. Once, he ran away to Spain.
He’s actually an excellent gift-giver. Ezra’s the type of person to take time into finding the perfect, personalized gift.