#oftenderweapons

[youtifulhobi]

Your colours? You're SHINY BABYYYY 🥺uwuwuwuwuwuwuwu

Shiny Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough Strut my stuff; my stuff is so shinyyyyyyyyyyyy

Anyway now that I'm done singing songs from Moana,

Thank you baby 🥺 ur very shiny yourself!!!

What colour am I?

[youtifulhobi]

@oftenderweapons I HATE YOU I WAS BEING PRODUCTIVE WHEN I NEEDED TO BE AND NOW IM WRITING SMUT WHEN I HAVE PILES OF WORK TO DO

GET OUT

[joheunsaram]

Hello loml, I'm sending X Y and I for the ask game 👀😘 ily

Hello my beautiful wifey! 🤗😍

X: A character you enjoy making suffer.

JUNG HOSEOK. I'm sorry Hobi, but the juxtaposition of his sunny persona and angst is so good! There's nothing like seeing the sun come through a little darkness. Specially the Hobi in Whenever, Wherever

Y: A character you want to protect.

You know this, I know this and at this point I'm sure he knows this, but lmfao YOONGI. I WILL PROTECT HIM WITH MY WHOLE LIFE. Every time I write him I go soft, even when I initially start with the intention to make him suffer, I make him have a hopeful or happy resolution. 😪

I: Do you have a guilty pleasure in fic (reading or writing)?

Tbh I don't really believe in guilty pleasures. If you enjoy something, own it. Guilty pleasures are so 2003! But to answer this question, I love writing and reading some good ol' e2l. It's so dumb like OMG THE REASON THEY'RE ARGUING IS SEXUAL TENSION WHOD'VE THOUGHT?!? Hahaha it's just perfect!

Send me a letter and I will answer your fanfic questions :3

[joheunsaram]

♣️ Very very shyly

don't be shy cutie hehe

You’re my: my cute lil wifey 🥰 How I met you: hodhodhodhod Why I follow you: cause why the hell would i not???! what kind of question is this?? Your blog is: warm and pretty and purple and it makes my fluffy Your URL is: so unique and so fitting Your icon is: BUNNY BUTTTTT HEHEHEHE A random fact I know about you: that you studied one of my favourite pakistani artists in school once??!? like so random?! and i also know we like the same type of men 💀 General opinion: i love you, you are one of the smartest people i know and i enjoy talking to you a hell lot! A random thought I have: if i soak rice in water will they eventually turn into cooked rice??

Mutuals send me “♧“ and I’ll do this!

[joheunsaram]

Wow, I have a bunch of questions!

🥰 fave fic you’ve written?

🏆fic youre most proud of?

🎤fave line in a fic you wrote?

🎁 have a quote from a WIP?

oooo wifey coming in with the big questions hehe

i answered the first two in a different ask but i'll give you my other favs!

🥰 fave fic you’ve written?

Valentine (this links to my old blog) - i just really enjoyed giving a different twist to the f2l trope. maybe one day i'll write a sequel.

🏆fic youre most proud of?

Whenever, Wherever (another oldie) - it's my only supernatural/non-realistic fic and i'm pretty proud of still making it grounded in real emotions. ngl i cried while writing this.

🎤fave line in a fic you wrote?

"For some reason you felt all the walls you had built crashing down, the debris manifesting itself through tears that glistened on your waterline and threatened to fall." from Cue The Last Call - i had the imagery of wall breaking and tears being debris for a long time and i finally got to use it here :3

🎁 have a quote from a WIP?

"He felt content, a little sleepy himself, soon dozing off, glad that Yoongi was keeping Jungkook company as he drove so as not to fully ignore his youngest friend. He dreamed of proposing to you on one knee with the ring that had been hidden away in his studio for over six months." from To Make A Power Couple (chap 10) 🤭🤭🤭

Send me an emoji and I’ll tell you about my writing!

[joheunsaram]

💜✨ —

Mars.

My adorable, strong, amazing, mind-blowing Mars. Saying that I would date you is an understatement. You lowkey scare me sometimes because you're too powerful for a small biscuit like me. I am completely overwhelmed by you. You're a volcano, a heartquake, a tsunami, an avalanche. You're a force of nature and I can barely wrap my head around the power you hold.

You can't be stopped, shaken, watered down. You're unwavering and I've never met someone who had me so caught in them in so little.

Please, do consider this as me officially asking you to be my Tumblr wife. 💍🧎🏽‍♀️

All the love, and respect, and wonder in the world,

Yours, Anna

Anna, my beautiful fiancee. I don't cry but my heart is melting rn. Thank you 😭i accept your offer. you are now my wife 💕

[youtifulhobi]

♣️ Am I lowkey asking for praise? hell yes

You’re my: wonderful Anna, future soulmate, occasional beta, honey, mutual, darling girl xx

How I met you: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh good question, this goldfish brain cannot remember ripperoni please refresh my memory

Why I follow you: you're my future soulmate why would I not follow you lol

Your blog is: perdy and green and I love your banner uwu it's floral and pretty and I like it (✿◠‿◠)

Your URL is: badass; I feel like hitting up Legend of Zelda every time I see it to grab that master sword to defeat Ganon(dorf; depending which game you're talking about) again uwu

Your icon is: help I'm blind I can't see shit I just see colours

A random fact I know about you: you're mine in the next lifetime babey

General opinion: Anna baybee best girl beta and future soulmate uwu

A random thought I have: I could be sleeping right now at 21:00 but no I had to be born a night owl

Send me a ♧ and I'll tell you what I think about you!

[youtifulhobi]

🌹 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome 🌹✨✨✨

Also this is my daily I LOVE BELLS, BELLS MAKES ME HAPPY message 💕💜💕💜💕💜💕💜💕💜💕💜💕💜💕💜💕💜💕💜💕💜💕

UWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MISS ANNA BANANA THANK YOU MY LOVE <33333333333

I love you too  🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺