@klenasdmitry: yeah god lar just go to the theater and see the show it’s that easy jesus christ
@acomet-pulledfromorbit: Gosh Lar, why don't you just hop in your teleportation machine and have it drop you straight at the Broadhurst?
@ofthesorrows: stop lying lar we all know you can teleport
STOP EXPOSING ME LIKE THIS
@you-knock-me-out: is it bad I laughed reading this question? like even if you lived in NY, that wouldn’t mean you’d get to see the show? and empathy is also a thing that exists so you can still be upset about something even if it doesn’t affect you personally… idk this question just seems ridiculous to me.
@blue3ski: Also, regardless of whether someone is close to Broadway or not, TICKETS ARE EXPENSIVE AS HECK, y'know???
don’t be ridiculous guys its not like shows cost money or anything asdfghjkl