#og shit

[onlysushicat]

if u thought this was a very sfw blog uuuuh im sorry

Edit: Tumblr is fucking me over this one SO lets hope this link works!!!!!

[sayin-random-shit]

RIP Tenna, he could’ve bankrupted an Olive Garden 😔

[pretty-pimpin-ricky]

Sex Addict Cygnus Black

Going to share my random Cygus Black headcanons cuz I'm bored. I will do more on like any other Black family hc's I have cuz they are my favorite

absolutely became a father at 13. it's canon

he loves Druella to pieces- she is the mother of his precious progeny- but she had 3 kids by the time she was 17 (I hc they were same year sorry) and has health problems because of it

he respects her enough that he never fucks women in their home but doesn't respect her enough to be monogamous

every wizard knows he's a flirt, but they don't expect their wives to fall for it until it happens

there are 2 kinds of men in wizarding Britain: men who have been cucked by Cygnus, and men who have been cucked by Cygnus and don't know it

he is a phenomenal lover because he wants the ladies to keep coming back or refer others to him. And it's fun to have fun.

will casually discuss fucking whores in public. if his daughters are around? he seems to always be employing wand polishers.

Loudly proclaims he has never fucked a Muggle but ofc he has.

Will not jack himself off because that's gay. He's not even homophobic. He just refuses to be gay.

He has fucked men though. But they didn't touch him so he's not gay.

Wizarding STC's (Sexually Transmitted Curses) exist and he has caught and cured most of them. He told his family he was taking a basic Healer's course but it was actually just how to cure his own problems. He actually anonymously cured Overworked Loins Disorder.

Orion hates his brother in law for how uncouth he is- it tarnishes his own reputation. But also he recommended him an amazing whore who dominates him even better than Walburga so he accepts him

[kittiie-8888]

Bruh fuck music streaming platforms now I’m just do what I did in middle school before I had money just download mp3 flies

And imma buy a mp3 player too!!!

[johnnyripped]

KNOCK KNOCK

[freshwaterbear]

imo the biggest in-universe meme would be iterations of t’challa announcing to the whole world that wakanda is actually lit and tech af

[janspep]

She'll always be mine. From the gentle curve of her lips, to the constant rosey tint on her cheeks, she's amazing, she's mine. One day, something changed, she didn't look at me the same way, her eyes had lost their glow. But one day she told me she was leaving. I couldn't let her. I had to keep her, no matter what. Now she'll be with me forever. Although she cannot hear me when I speak of my adoration for her, I still have her nonetheless. She'll always be mine.

(The first writing promts I've actually used and posted in a hot ass minute)

@writingmyselfintoanearlygrave @onmywaytobe @writingaboutthegays @aspaceobsessedpotato

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[alone-in-the-suburbs]

justin, lean and sherm 2014