My car had been running odd lately and I figured it needed an oil change. So I planned a trip to the local mechanic who had changed my oil tons of times in the past. The car I used seemed to waste oil incredibly fast, but I couldn’t afford a new car so I just put up with it. When I arrived my mechanic named Ogbar greeted me, making a joke about how I was his most loyal and frequent customer, I laughed a bit and agreed with him, then taking a seat in the waiting area. Today was strange as there were no other customers which was odd but I barley noticed. After 20 minutes had passed Ogbar had walked into the waiting area saying the oil change would take longer than usual due to him being under staffed. He then brought up a special customer rewards program for only the most loyal of customers. He explained how people in the program could pay for jobs with “special favors”, and as interesting as the offer was and it truely was interesting I wouldn’t have time to preform such a task, so I declined and reached for my wallet to get my money to pay. When I reached in I couldn’t feel any money!!! I knew I had just enough for this in cash the night before but that was it my bank was empty. Sheepishly I looked back at Ogbar, and told him my situation and he shrugged his shoulders and only said he was sorry but he couldn’t do the job for free. I knew that my only choice would be to take him up on his reward program, he gave a big smile and put his hands on my shoulders, lowering me down to the floor on my knees. I started with my “payment” and it wasn’t to long after that he had finished all over my face. I thought about what could have happened to the money I was sure was in my wallet then it all made sense. Ogbar must have known I was coming in the next day for my oil change so he hired a ninja to break into my house taking the money and knew I wouldn’t check it. It was all so clear, the only thing that wasn’t clear was my oil…