#oh caesar

[rui-ayaki]

I'm reading about Caesar and now I understand why everyone hated him so much like geez man calm down I also love how he broke down crying in Spain because he was thinking about how Alexander the Great was so much better than him Like I feel that buddy but just imagine Caesar moping around Spain complaining and crying about how much cooler Alexander was

[madamdhistorian]

Caesar: The Ides of March are come. Soothsayer: Ay, Caesar; but not gone.

[greed-the-dorkalicious]

“So... Jojo... u dating anyone? Asking for a friend”

[scars-make-you-strong]

In RotPotA, what cracks me up is--

--That Caesar is all sweet and nice and docile until you go fuck with his family, which is when he'll either

1) Bite your finger off

2) Aim a spear sorta at your head

Or 3) Let you fall to your death off a 20-story bridge.

[caesar-da-clown]

"If a woman offered to sleep with you would even know what to do?"

"What? Oh… O-of course I’d know what to do!"

"I may not look it but I’m very experienced with women! Yeah… they uh… they used to call me ‘the Herder’ back in the ol lab cuz girls would just flock to me like sheep~ so troublesome, I had to wave them off just to get any work done haha..haah…”

Why, are you interested?”

[garbeggs]

Caesar time over. For now.

[garbeggs]

CAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

[therealfriendofthepeople]

My evil plot is deeply amusing to me.