open heart characters as john mulaney quotes
Ethan Ramsey: I'm so horny and angry all the time and I have no outlet for it.
Victoria Torres: I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.
Bryce Lahela: I'll keep all my emotions right here. And then one day, I'll die.
Kyra Santana: I try to stay optimistic, even though I must admit, things are getting pretty sticky.
Elijah Greene: If it's one of those 'true or false' questions you should be able to add a third option which is, "who's to say?"
Jackie Varma: I'm very gay. I'd like a few dollars./ It's wrong to make fun of people, but it's so fun sometimes.
Sienna Trinh: I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.
Esme Ortega: Top 3 colleges? I thought I'd be dead in a trunk with my hand sticking out the tail light by now.
Ines Delarosa: You could pour soup in my lap and I'd probably apologize to you.
Aurora Emery: In terms of like, instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin.
Zaid Mirani: Eat ass, suck a dick and sell drugs.
Rafael Aveiro: Street smarts!
Naveen Banerji: One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet. And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!