#oh delicious

[zombiecowboy65]

Oh I’ve been waiting for this one …

[gnawu]

[midnightcaptions]

remember, never give up your dreams that the comic you followed a decade ago might update

[yooniesim]

me after peeking into the sims 3 side of simblr and seeing everything is free

[sparring-spirals]

Orym gripping the stones as they shake with no Sending working..... Ashton, laughing, horribly, desperately before going off to SMASH things, Laudna, voice wavering as she asks Ashton to be careful, ask what he's doing, before trying desperately to send, send, send-

[finndoesntwantthis]

AEW PRODUCTION ADD SWERVE’S EVIL LAUGH TO THE START OF HIS ENTRANCE MUSIC NOWWWWWW

[lightningandfireinmybones]

bestiie lets actually revisit that wonderful twin aemond idea since im feeling devious tonight. valaena losing her maidenhead to who she supposedly thought was aemond but was actually his twin (im gonna ignore the optics of the hip scar for a sec and for the eye scar, well the eyepatch is easy but he got one of the maids to create a scar with makeup) also she was drunk so she may not be as attentive to the little stuff that she knows aemond to do and aemond finds out only when she talks about it

TWIN AEMOND LET'S GOOOOOOOO

oh man,,, this has so many possibilities,,, let's say aemond is the older twin and younger twin never forgets that

aemond's twin being an even more twisted version of aemond, without the duty and the sense of honor that drove aemond intially

and the twin wants valaena, wants to finally get something for himself first, to take something from aemond the way he feels aemodn is always taking from him

from childhood, everyone knew aemond was in love with valaena, even if he was in denial about it, even if that love become somewhat different and darker in their years apart

nobody even noticed the way aemond's twin felt about valaena, nobody noticed the warning signs, the way he became obsessed with her and with taking her from aemond

so when valaena is back in court to visit helaena, dark twin makes a plan,,,, he tricks aemond into looking after helaena or something, gets valaena drunk (which she doesn't normally do, it literally takes like 2-3 glasses of wine), and takes her to her room, pretending to be aemond the whole time

he gets valaena naked, she is tipsy and horny and losing her mind,,, she let's the twin brother take her maidenhead, cries out aemond's name when she comes

(valaena would've taken either twin,,, the worst part is he didn't need to pretend)

but later,,, aemond asks her why she's walking a little crooked, she makes a joke about how he should be more gentle with her next time

he looks over, sees his twin smirking, sporting a hickey, and it all clicks together

[cuppykin]

THERES A BARBIE MOVIE PODCAST???