#oh garak

[darkiecat]

LMAO, Garak you're a disaster

[astrangergivingthestrangewelcome]

This is some godtier loneliness my guy PLEASE

[mythomagically-delicious]

Kiss the girl, get the key. They never taught me THAT in the Obsidian Order!

Garak, Deep Space Nine (episode, Our Man Bashir)

[soycrates]

"I'd like to get my hands on this fellow Earl Grey and tell him a thing or two about tea leaves!"

[cat-onawall]

Garak: Well, let me see. There's the Nausican whose wedding suit I misplaced, and the Iridian I owe money to. And of course, there's always Major Kira.

Bashir: This is Serious, Garak.

Garak: I'm being serious. I don't think she likes me.

Odo: She doesn't. But if she wanted you dead, *you would be*.