#oh no problem

[min-shu-gah]

📸 work it baby📸

[7-sec screen shot time for ARMY!]

[thebeast-within]

Tfw your sister is helping you with your CV but low-key tells you really horrible shit and makes you feel like a failure without even noticing

[peacemaking-gunslinger]

righteoushappiness

“…I’m your sword, don’t you remember me?” Mutsunokami pouted. “I know you’ve been busy with that new -” He scrunched up his face, trying to recall the proper term for it. “ - Smith and Wesson, but you’re not mean enough - or senile enough to forget about me!”

       “…Right?”

“Huuuuuh? My Sword? But..... Swords are sharp and pointy and long.... And you don’t look like a Sword... You look like a person.” Ryoma was confused at the other’s words. He looked over to his stand and then back at the male in front of him. They didn’t look similar.... “Whats your name?” Ryoma is just confused by this entire thing.

[regretinghimwaslike]

OMGGG JUST BY WINNING THE GIVEAWAY CONTEST CAN MAKE ME THIS HAPPY, WHAT IF taylorswift NOTICE ME, I SWEAR I WILL DIE, REALLY DIE, THATS WHY TAYLOR WILL NEVER NOTICE ME BECAUSE GOD DIDNT WANT ME TO DIE YOUNG YEAH I WILL NOT DIE YOUNG BUT WHAT IF TAYLOR ACCIDENTALLY DISCOVER ME? WHO WILL TAKE A RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS? FOR TELLING MY PARENTS THE REASON I SUDDENLY DEAD? BUT I DONT MIND REST IN PEACE BECAUSE OF TAYLOR MAKES ME SO DAMN HAPPY THAT CAUSE MY DEATH. MY LIFE WILL BE TOTALLY COMPLETE AND THATS NOT A BAD IDEA TO DIE RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT

[permanently-preoccupied]

Thanks for ruining my Christmas

My mother

[singing-couch]

waIT HOW DO YOU OPEN THIS CAN

[fromwildmoor]

i just need to figure out what college i want to go to so i can either start working harder or start relaxing more