#oh right:

[ilovemybruciewayne]

I've kept smelling my mom all day long (turns out it's my scarf) and I remember I already made Jason go through that shit so, BAM!:

Dick, arms crossed: You had enough. Now let go of him.

Jason, face buried on Bruce's neck, shaking his head:

Bruce, trying to work on a case with his huge ass son koalaing his lap: Don't be mean, chum.

Dick, gasping: Mean? MEAN?! ME?!

Bruce, sighing: ... Son-

Dick: MEAAAAN?!

Jason, sniffing and tearing up: Not even the batsuit smells the same.

Dick: OH MY GOD!!! HOW WOULD IT?! IT'S BEEN DECADES!!

Jason, lower lip trembling:

Bruce, full panic mode: Oh, Jaylad. No, no. We'll find the perfume, don't cry.

Dick: WHAT ABOUT ME AND MY NEEDS?!

Bruce: ??

Dick, tearing up: I want my hugs!! He's been there for HOURS!

Bruce "I don't have enough hands and arms to hug all my babies" Wayne: Chum, chum, come here. Breathe. That's it, son. There you go.

Duke: ...

Duke: I did not sign for this shit.

[tls123]

we used to have michael scofield on tv

[charafansmile]

i would LOVE to hear about more of your headcanons if youre willing to share….

I have so many and I love to share them :))) holiday flavored because that's what's on my mind

Chara is a big Christmas fan, not of the watches hallmark movies, and goes rabid over it, but they do really, really like it. It's their favorite holiday, and they dislike the whole capitalism angle, but they really like the other parts of the holiday. It probably goes against canon with gyftmas and all but I like the idea that their presence in the underground popularized it. Monsters were aware of Christmas through newspapers and the influx of decorations that would show up in the dump after said holiday but chara being so wistful about missing it is what inspired asgore to do the whole Santa thing. Mainly I just think the idea of naughty or nice vibes well with charas whole consequences thing and I want more noelle parallels with them <- that one comic hellspawnmotel did with them and noelle is another reason... it vibes so well with how I think chara behaves. Chara trying desperately to convince asriel Santa is real..(he has no idea who that is but is nodding along to the ridiculous things chara is trying to convince him of. )

Kris on the other hand is a total Halloween nerd. Being someone else? Being a MONSTER? yeah that's them. If kris and chara ever were to interact I think the only movie the two would agree on is Nightmare before Christmas before they immediately return to trying to kill each other. I think kris would lean more towards actual dislike of Christmas compared to chara. I also don't think either had good experiences with the holidays prior to being adopted by the dreemurrs, so for chara living with the dreemurrs is like a do-over where they get to experience it how they wanted to. But for kris it's just reliving uncomfortable memories- after the divorce and asriel moving away and dess dissapering- there's just too many things tied up in the holiday that upsets them. They might have started to like it after being adopted but it evolved into an actual distaste for it after everything else.

Flowey also likes Christmas he's really good at giving gifts (the save scummer probably went out of his way to memorize everyone's favorite things and while he claims to hate the holiday he gets secretly really proud when people like the gifts- but alas since he can't be seen being nice he didn't even include a 'from' sticker- except for the gifts he gave papyrus and frisk those ones Said "from: your best friend") issue is after the first two or three years post pacifist he starts running out of gift ideas since people regrettably change and most people don't like getting duplicates so he has to actually talk to the people he wants to give gifts too instead of just relying on his memories- good thing he can still just stalk them and eavesdrop!(the Ole reliable method) He's secretly and weirdly pleased nobody knows what to gift him in return- it makes him feel cool and mysterious. He does get annoyed after the third new pot and the second bag of fertilizer so he starts just heavily and blatantly hinting at what he wants- the second someone asks him directly though he acts like their stupid and will go on and on about how he doesn't need it or how impractical it would be. <- not a tsundere just stupid cringe kid who can't fathom the idea of people knowing he likes things, terrible!

Frisk approaches every holiday (including the small vague ones) with the exact same amount of energy- 100%. They are maximizing their holiday output- they want to celebrate everything! They do like some more than others mainly ones that deal with food like Thanksgiving or fun ones like April fools but they put alot of dedication into all of them. Valentines is their chance to practice terrible pick up lines and eat an unhealthy amount of candy (surprise surprise being the savior of monster kind gets a kid alot of Valentines gifts, and birthday gifts, and Christmas gifts, and new years gifts, and just because gifts- basically monsters love them and for the first couple years above ground monsters like just giving them things to show their appreciation- alphys has to keep updating their phone inventory) i like the idea undertale takes place during fall/ late winter and the phone calls take place almost a year after- so for frisk in any non pacifist timeline they are spending the holidays alone :( sad! Anyways- I also don't think frisk had a good time during the holidays either before falling underground so they like getting to experience them to the fullest and with as many people as possible...

[izzet-always-r-versus-u]

“something really special,” in this instance, is defined as “half a cupcake and a 5th-level spell slot”

[confused-punda]

Theory lesson? Don’t you mean “drawing Polnareff in the bottom right corner of every piece of paper I can find”?

[brawltogethernow]

Magi 331 prediction

Alibaba: Are we going to have to fight Morgiana? I can’t fight Morgiana! Aladdin: Because she’s your fiancé and you love her? Alibaba: What? No, because she’ll kick my ass.

[goingtosave]

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[marllowe]

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