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[bigb5ngaregods]

- todae if they had kids -

top: *giving the kids bacon and rice*

daesung: *pulls top away from the table* why are you giving them bacon? they just watched peppa pig!

top: and so? they won't know.

daesung: SO WHAT WILL YOU SAY WHEN THEY ASK WHAT BACON IS?! DUCK?

top: oh shit... they're eating peppa...

[macewindu]

sorry about your cat. may their death be a blessing. what are you drunk off of?

thank you!!!!!!! rum and coke haha I’m sobering up now did I post about being drunk

[sockie-the-dumbass]

My little sister has gotten quite creative with her accessories for her stuffed animals❣️ she has taste💜

[postpenultimate]

!!

[theoptimistickittens-blog]

my cat is scratching on his scratching post very aggressively and its scary

[snakehorses-moved-blog]

And were you fated to end up being on the curb in your relationship with Cadaver?

He put a hoof under his chin and sighed.

“Probably. Though I don’t know if I’m on the curb or not. It’s difficult to tell in all honesty. I’ll admit I’ve not had a relationship like this before and reading the signs and knowing what’s what is new. Am I on the curb? Maybe. Maybe not. Whatever the case, what happens happens. And agonizing over the choices we made in the past doesn’t change the present.”

[elveswithoutears]

I just cut myself at ork there's a lot of blood

Uh oh Hahaha....

[raeofthelight]

I HAVE A JOB I HAVE A JOB I HAVE A NEW JOB OOOPH MY GOODNESS IT IS A GREAT JOB 12 DOLLARS AN HOUR SET SCHEDULE RECEPTIONIST JOB HOLY FUCKING HELL