#oh yeahhhhhh

[justkillingthyme]

[tnkatherina05]

Set everything on fireeeeeeeeeeee

[kolen-n]

Cooking Time🥘

Lately I've been trying out some new recipes😋The four dishes shown here are: Pan Seared Lamb Chops, Honey Braised Beef Stew, Beef Bourguignon and Homemade Spaghetti Bolognese.

(the methods and ingredients might not be exactly authentic tho)

I'm not very good at cooking at the moment, so basically during each dish I messed up at least three parts along the way😮‍💨In the end, by my standards, only the Beef Bourguignon and Spaghetti Bolognese actually tasted good. The Honey Braised Beef Stew was just okay, and the lamb chops...it's...hm...edible😔

But since I had realistic expectations about my cooking skills, I wasn't really hoping for much. My main goal was just to experience the whole process of cooking.

You'll find out why I made these in the future😏🤚🏻🤚🏻

[reallllllyyydizzy]

Told You So AU, Fallin' For Pollen, Part Two

(Warning: sex pollen, NSFW, does it count as dubious consent because of that,, second time writing something romance-y for a Reader, first time writing smut, I'm aroace so let's pray I'm gifted with this like so many asexual writers are...)

(Okay, I'm not doing this often, or much ever again, it was a fun challenge, but it makes me feel a little weird? I don't know how to describe it... Dizzy, you can post it. But I might stick to romance and rarely, if ever, do NSFW)

The taste of allspice is on your tongue, sweet and warm, as a kiss is pressed to your lips. Strong arms wrap around you, pulling you closer, deepening the intimate moment.

That burn under your skin recedes for a moment, soothed as clawed fingers rub your back gently. Something presses past your lips, tentative, careful, exploring your mouth as it flicks carefully across the small cavern. You muffle a moan.

Your clothes are soaked from the heat, damp and wet, clinging tight as your skin buzzes under the curious touch of blackened hands. Slowly, you both break apart, panting.

"You taste so good..." Casey says dazedly, brushing your cheek with one finger.

Nuzzling into your neck, pressing as close as he can, you writhe as something brushes between fabric. You can feel your face flush deeper. The pain is creeping back in, a cramping vice of cold and ice.

"Fuck... fuck fuck fUck!" you hiss, trying to pull back. The yokai follows you, brushing your sides and humming as he closes his eyes.

"You make pretty noises," he sighs, smiling dreamily as his hands finally brush your thighs. Your hips give an involuntary jerk.

He takes notice.

"Everything okay?" Casey rasps, voice thick as his grip tightens just a fraction.

You shiver.

"I... I don't think so... It's... it's so cold..." Your legs clamp up, trying to fight the chill that seeps in, ice water on a frostbitten burn. Something thick brushes the fabric above your zipper, the smallest fraction of friction.

You suck in a shaky breath, hissing through your teeth.

"Let me take care of you."

Before you can pull away, one long arm is steadying you, the other undoing your pants. Dark eyes focus as a hand ever so softly traces you through thin, soaked fabric.

A broken whine breaks free.

"I know, I know... here, let me." A single claw pulls it down, down, down...

And then something presses in, a sweet, warm pillar, and you can't hold back your tears. The digit presses deeper, gentle, curling ever so slightly. You rock forward, eyes clamping shut.

"There we go. That's it. So warm and tight. So soft," he coos, before pressing soft kisses to your thighs. His hair tickles, earning another jolt. He chuckles, the vibrations bringing you close. A tongue swipes over you, flicking, teasing, before sucking. You keen, a coil inside tensing, tighter and tighter. Your insides start to leak.

The man below you let's out a moan, muffled as he drinks you in like a vampire, greedy and desperate. Those thick hands hold you still, soothing soft circles into your skin as he pulls back. His eyes are blown wide, mouth wet as he wipes the fluid away.

The ache is still there, permafrost and dead embers.

Gently, tenderly, you're pressed down, legs pushed to drape across the yokai's back as he trills. His hand fiddles with his pants, sliding them down, and then something long and dripping is exposed.

It presses at your entrance, before with one gentle push it slides in, nestled and deep, earning an unanimous noise of contentment from you both. He doesn't make any movement, simply cuddling around you, nuzzling and purring, as you both bask in the hazy fire thawing you from the inside out.

Tucking your head under his chin as you wrap your arms around him, you both hum in the cozy gloom, sleepy and warm, drifting in the saccharine haze.

(I'm sorry this is short. While it was something new, NSFW ain't my thing. Platonic and queerplatonic is more my thing, but hey, I hope you enjoy)

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[bstrd-ous]

IT'Z MY FUCKIGN BIRTHDAYYYYYY

HAPPY BIRTHDy 2 ME

[marcelineuntitled]

more of this!!

[nuppu-nuppu]

:)

[partiallypearl]

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MAISIE PETERS

Maisie Peters is an English singer-songwriter. She began her professional career independently, releasing two singles. In 2018 she signed with Atlantic Records, releasing two EPs. Shortly afterwards, she released her debut studio aLbum, You Signed Up for This. Peters released her second album, The Good Witch, in June 2023.