#ohaisian

[riverseaosian]

In exchange for the hob nobs, I require an answer to this very important question. Would you rather fight: 1. 100 duck sized horses 2. 1 horse sized duck Choose your answer wisely. It could determine the course of our developing friendship

I think I’d take the horse-sized duck… I feel like you could drown in tiny horses, but you could at least scale a tree - or something else of similar height - to be above the giant duck. Plus, I reckon if you threw enough hammers at their face, and they’d take off running!

Also, I’m allergic to horses - it would take a lot of antihistamine for me to be able to take on the teeny horses.

[ohai-smile]

as you said 3 or 4 earlier, i want you to answer 1,2,3 & 4 for me please? xx

Haha, very logical. Okay :3

1. Have you ever had sex? Yes. Wait for the right person, and be safe, kids! I promise it’s worth it.

2. Have you ever bought condoms? Look above. Safe sex is sexy! The safer you are, the more relaxed you can feel, in order to enjoy being with the person you love.

3. Have you ever gotten pregnant? No. Again, LOOK ABOVE!

4. Have you ever failed a class? I failed two of my GCSEs: Home Economics - My teacher lost my folder, so I was incapable of revising; Health and Social - I did not give a fuck about that class. Other than that, I have always been a good student!

[riverseaosian]

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