May 21, 2018
“The other dog in the mirror...” xXx #bailey #ohdear #mirrorsanddogs #ohbailey
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“The other dog in the mirror...” xXx #bailey #ohdear #mirrorsanddogs #ohbailey
Bailey decided to bark at his own reflection in the electric fire..... xXx #ohbailey #cockapoo #barking #dogsofinstagram #messylivingroom
Fun gross fact: say you get a bad sunburn and it starts to peel despite your efforts to soothe your light-harshed skin with various oils, sprays, and local voodoo. If on the day when it's finally ready to slough off like a uterus lining you choose to undergo strenuous exercise in 90 degree weather BEFORE breaching your hide, you will develop bubbles of sweat trapped under the dead sheet of ziploc material that has become your epidermis. You will see these bubbles, believe you have developed skin cancer, take a shower with the full knowledge that it will be your last, then accidentally rupture your creepy sweat pods and yawp with joy.
Hero of Ferelden
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS US.
Me: Haha.
J: What?
Me: Someone sent me a text.
J: ...herp derp?
Me: YURP.
J: Who is that?
Me: The Hero of Ferelden! Didn't you read?
J: I meant, what is the "Hero of Ferelden's" real name.
Me: Oh. Bailey. :|