sit down son im gonna tell u a hecka story, i was in tescos once and i was like 10 w broadway dreams so i was singing to myself and throwing a full out, horribly enthusiastic dance routine in an empty aisle waiting for my mum to show up so to finish off said dance routine and song i threw the greatest jump onto an approaching trolley which i thought was my mothers but it turned out to be some random middle-aged man who was staring at me in pure FEAR and i relish that memory to this very day
i need a whole horde of ljs to keep me company during the day damn













