#ohfuckno

[missmonsters2]

nomad!nat and soft sex where r comforts her 😩🤌🏼

18+

I imagine that soft sex would happen after nomad!nat has railed you to an inch of your life LOL 😵

She'd be lying on top of you after you came around her strap the 3rd time that night. Her weight is so comforting and you love it.

You miss her all the time because she's always on the move and can only come back around your place every 4-6 months. You can tell Nat hates it too.

She's still in you as you begin stroke her spine softly, all the way up and curl your fingers around her blonde strands. You pull her into a sweet kiss that has Natasha muttering something.

Natasha starts to move inside you so slowly and you'd keen from the overstimulation. You'd caress her jaw and keep kissing her softly until she gradually pulls another orgasm out of you.

"So sweet when you comfort me, baby. You deserve another one."

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requested by ohfuckno

[wndrcarol]

not a blurb req but just imagine:

bottom!carol x bottom!nat x top!(maybe supersoldier)R 😳

my brain is running at superspeed akskskdkdd

"maybe supersoldier" nO bc that HAS to be the full concept. No exceptions bc fuckin- hell 🥵 pls especially using your stregth to even hold Carol down while you fuck her?? BYE

[red1culous]

hello, petri dish. I heard you're bored. I propose a game. reply to this with a small snippet of the story, and we shall keep the game going Natasha walks into the living room, looking forward to getting some coffee in her system, when she sees you the couch. "What the hell are you doing here? I thought I was pretty clear when I said I don't want to talk to-" you cut her off with a pained groan, weakly waving when she noticed all the blood, her eyes almost bulging out in shock.

@ohfuckno

“What happened?” she says scrambling to your side. “I’m fine, I’m fine...” you mumble trying to get up but failing miserably. Natasha lays a firm hand on your shoulder halting your movements. “Don’t move” she commands, “you’re going to hurt yourself even more” she says as she busies herself trying to look for the source of all the blood.

Gingerly she carefully peels layers of blood soaked clothes from your body. She clenches her jaw not wanting her face to betray any emotions. She knows it’s bad. She knows it’s very bad. 

“Oh shit!” she mutters under her breath.

[justagaymess]

heyyyy!!!! congrats on the 200 followers!!! 💕💕💕💕 do you have any hcs for Wanda X quinjet mechanic!Reader?? I think that may be an interesting dynamic...

Thank you so much!

Wanda met you the for the first time when Steve brought the Quinjet back trashed

Like absolutely trashed

There were branches in the engine and dents all over the body

“What happened? Ya let Hulk out?”

You pull a rather large branch out of the metal body

“Actually the tree was my fault sorry.”

"Okay then”

Wanda was curious

You weren’t intimidated by team like most of the other mechanics

You threw sarcasm back at Tony, returned Sam’s incessant flirting, and teased Clint and Nat

She started hanging around the tarmac and garage more

(More being relative as she never hung out there before and now she was there all the time)

She’d bring everyone coffee (So it wouldn’t be suspicious that she was down there, Still totally was)

Once the two of you became close she’d “help” fix the jet

Really she’d just sit around stealing your snacks and try to distract you while you worked

“Pass the torque wrench?”

“Sure, which is that?”

“You’ve been helping me for months and you still don’t know what the tools are?”

Wanda likes to stare at your hands, sometimes, which are perpetually covered in oil and calloused from working

“Do your hands ever get clean?”

You shrug. “Yeah sometimes.”

You got a call from Steve saying that the Jet was destroyed, again

When it landed, the outside looked okay

As soon as the ramp lowered you were shocked

Wires were exposed EVERYWHERE

Steve shrugs at you as he and the team exited

You went aboard the jet to get a closer look and JESUS

It was like a hurricane had landed inside the jet

“Please tell me this wasn’t you”

“Well, it wasn’t just me”

“Yeah, who else could make such a mess?”

“I don't know, Nat’s pretty messy.”

“hmm” you hummed and walked over to her.

“You want to know what I think, Maximoff?”

“What?” She smirked at you

“I think that you mess the jet up on purpose, so that I’ll come down here to fix it up.”

“Is that so?”

“I think you like me, Maximoff.”

Wanda chuckles to herself, pulls the collar of your coveralls and brings you close to her

You can feel her breath against your lips.

“Well, what’re you gonna do about it, Y/L/N?”

You lick your lips and lean forward, your noses are brushing.

“Your move.”

This is my first time writing headcanons so I hope they’re decent!

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[leftheel]

ooooh Nat telling r to fuck Wanda with a strap while she eats Nat out (in my head, it'll start off with Nat resting against the headboard, Wanda between her legs, as she drinks wine lol)

it starts with a bottle of expensive red, as it always does. it’s been a hard week dealing with the men around her, and she just wants to unwind. 

but then wanda came home, and she notices how stressed her girlfriend looked as she sadly sipped at the glass. so wanda settled herself between the woman’s thighs and licked at her clit and fucker her with her tongue. 

but then you came home, and wanda’s pussy was dripping all over the sheets, and so someone had to do something about that. 

“nice and slow, babe,” natasha purrs, taking another sip. “if i spill this stuff on these new white sheets i’ll punish you both harder than i ever have before.” 

so you do as you’re told, thereby teasing desperate-to-please wanda who still is trying not to jostle natasha enough to get any of the liquid gold on any of them. 

hopefully, the caution works. if not, the both of you could be on no-touch for weeks, if not months. and that never goes well. 

Send me an anonymous (or not) summary of the fic you wish I would write. (maybe I will write a tidbit)

[lesbian-dp]

broooo I always thought the dp stood for deadpool,,,,,as in your main blog lol

That was what I was going with at first.

But then the next second I remembered it was a smut blog, so I thought it would be funnier and made more sense for it to be sm sexual lol.

That's why I put ‘You know what the DP means’ in my description lmao.

[slowly-writing]

heyy!!!!! I was going through your masterlist, rereading some fics, and I just gotta say, you're fucking amazing dude!!!!! it's like, my comfort place, thank you for writing so many lovely fics!!! 💕💕💕

Thank you so much!!! That literally means so much to me!!! I love writing and my main goal in starting this blog was to bring others the happiness it brings me. I’m so glad I was able to do that <3