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[bluefossil]

I'd bark for you, but you'd never ask me to

You lie to me, but I know

I hid from the truth I already see

[kirsikkakiki]

it's a dark cold summer

wish my hair was more orange but that's how it is with dark hair no bleach

purple + orange

[aychama]

You now get FULL SCREEN ADS when you click on someone’s profile ON TUMBLR?!

Like this app is a shitty scammy mobile game???

No way dude what the hell 😭

(I just clicked on someone’s profile (cute art) and it made me watch an ad)

[grimbluesins]

okay idk if this is a hot take or anything but if you sexually get off to something or someone or whatever sometimes you just don’t need to share it. like you can keep that to yourself. do it anyway, i don’t care, just don’t tell me about it. that’s your business and i don’t want it to be mine.

[softfuton]

Anything-but-fun fact, the only thing I truly hate is spagehetti. And I hate it. A lot. A LOT. A LLOOTT.

I. HATE. SPAGEHTEI. Jesus Christ I never evenlearned how to spell it I hATE IT And it's my brother's favorite food and cheap so my parents make it a lot and I die and go to hell at least twice a month I am so repulsed by spetheti that I wish I could remove it from life and forget the flavor forever because i am actually wretching rn, look, imagine if the horrible person who made the first spehethgi made something else instead, imagine what a better world we would have

Spruehtee is the worst. Thing. EVER. It is blaspheme at it's worst and a weapon of mass destruction.

[bitmoji-smut]

when living your dream would mean uprooting your entire life and changing everything and leaving all your friends and family behind

how long am i supposed to ask myself if this is what i really want

[afterdarkafternight]

anyone who uses the term "per se" in real life should be castrated.

[nocturnique]

i will give my muses freckles, dimples, and/or nose crinkles every chance that i possibly get.

furrowed brows? a crinkled nose. big smile? a crinkled nose? a deep scowl? a crinkled nose.