#ohmigod.

[icantsumupmyfandomsinonenamee]

2009!Dean: You better kill me now! Or I swear, I will find a way to kill you. And I won't stop!

Lucy!Sam: I know you won't. I know you won't say yes to Michael either. And I know you won't kill Sam. Whatever you do, you will always end up... here. Whatever choices you make, whatever detailed you alter, we will always end up... Here. I win. So I win.

2009!Dean: you're wrong.

Lucy!Sam: See you in five years

[stuunalee]

When Stana Katic speaks in French.....'Nuff said.

[withasingleballoon]

What should I do at a wedding reception if I don't dance? Just eat the whole time? 

[geriatriccryptkeeper]

OKAY EDLUND. ONE CHANCE. YOU HAVE ONE CHANCE TO FIX THIS AND BRING BACK MY CAS. OR I WILL FIND YOU.

AND FOR GOD'S SAKE. BOBBY'S HOUSE? REALLY?

[rhymeswithbutton]

How to Properly Communicate With Your Teenage Brother

    1. You must remember to speak in a low, quiet voice. Instead of: 

"WELL HELLO DEAR BROTHER HOW WAS YOUR DAY TODAY?~ =D"

try something simpler, easy to absorb. Something like... 

"hi."

    2. Color your language. Younger teenage boys won't respond to the drab jargon you picked up in your lit class. Instead of: 

"Wow, man, it's unfortunate when it's raining outside because that means I need to actually remember to wear shoes when I feed the dog."

try something a little easier to relate to. 

"Dammit, I hate it when it fucking rains because that means I need to wear shoes."

...and this has been the first edition of "How to Properly Communicate With Your Teenage Brother." Join us next time when we do a special on correct grunting techniques!

[sylphisms]

i really want to hit the sack again. close your eyes, please, Jan-chan.

 goodnight you, guys.

[mikewaarons-blog]

that awkward moment when the phone rings in the middle of the night and you automatically think that a) someone died or b) there's a killer at a pay phone who knows where you live

[non-binary-royalty]

Glee covering MCR.

Is this real life? Or is it fantasy?

If this is fake, I'll die from disappointment.

Let's observe MCR fans freak out, shall we?