#ohsainan

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i never knew balls had lil fish in them thank you caitlin

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ohsainan replied to your post“you remind me of senjougahara hitagi actually”

i used to stab people with pens and straws but i got in trouble a lot for it oops

when i was in 1st grade the boy in front of me kept bothering me by turning around and slapping my book so i sharpened my pencil and waited for him to slap my book another time. he ended up slapping the tip of my sharpened pencil and it literally left a hole on his palm

so he cried, saying "look! it's blooding, blooding!" and all i said was "it's 'bleeding' you idiot"

surprisingly i didn't get into any trouble oop

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i love doing these ;o;

Rules:

1- Always post the rules

2- Answer the questions of the person who tagged you

3- Tag 11 people and link them to the post

4- Actually tell them you tagged them  im too lazy to do that sORRY

Do you smoke? If so, what? (ie; hookah, cigarettes, marijuana) I promise I won’t report you to the police, pfft.

nO i really dislike that (i want to try smoking though but i prob. won't)

Are you someone who can get up in the morning, get everything they need to do finished, and then have leisure? Or do you wake up and automatically waste your day like me?

ye ye I'm a morning person i'd rather finish up everything in the morning i get super lazy at night :-\

If you could look like any Tumblr user, who would it be?

caitlyn aka ohsainan ; - ; or maybe winnie (richgaang or some shit)

What ethnicity do you prefer in the opposite sex? (or same sex!)

um idk i know asian people are super cute but idk if i'd like a guy whos much skinnier than i am?? i also like arab guys who look v manly wow

Do you prefer candles, perfume, or incense?

heavy perfume and incense smoke makes me sick so i like candles i have too many of them

Which state (USA) would be your dream state to live in and why?

Which state (USA) would be your LAST pick to live in and why?

alas i do not like in the usa so.......

Do you prefer writing in pen, pencil, or marker?

pen!

What do you think would be the worst way to die and why?

i dont know n i dont want to think about it, i just think dying alone with no one realizing or noticing it is very scary.

Have you ever cosplayed? If so, as who from what?

sadly no, but if i did, i'd be meulin leijon ( a lot of people have told me i already look like a humanstuck!meulin shes my love)

thank you!!

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I'm in the tagging game again! :D hehe

tagged by seifuckuu!

Rules:

1- always post the rules

2- answer the questions of the person who tagged you

3- Tag 11 people and link them to the post

4- actually tell them you tagged them

How many Liters of Dr. Pepper do you think you can fill your entire room with?

Well uh we don't have Dr. Pepper in Singapore? I had to google and try to gauge the size and I think I'm completely wrong but wow i dont know a couple hundred? thousand? ughhh I'm rubbish at estimating stuff OTL

Do you think there is life after death? Like, do you believe that we go somewhere after we die? Do we go to heaven or hell or whatever? Do we turn into weird looking souls and become weapons of gods who charge 5 yen for their services? Do we turn into giant brainless shitmongers who kick walls and eat people?

The way I see it, nobody really knows whether there is life after death. That isn't to say that there isn't life after death, though. I don't know about whether heaven or hell exists, though if I'd like to simplify everything, I'd like to believe it exists, because then things would be so easy to understand. However, my rationale is this. Let's look at life before birth. Life before birth is when you're nothing, and all of a sudden your mom gets pregnant with you and you become a life. You have no memories whatsoever of what happened. Does that mean you existed before, or were you created? Were you created or were you already an existence floating around? That means I'd have to define "life". What is life? To simply everything (again), I was thinking about determining it as something with a set of memories. With that logic, a goldfish relives it's life every few seconds. Humans who have lost their memory will become a whole new person (essentially, they can't ever become the person they were). Now if we apply it to this question... Life after death? It probably doesn't exist. It's the same as life before birth, where you have no memories whatsoever and it's pretty much emptiness. You didn't exist. That's the reality of it. After you die? You'll have no memories, you'll cease to exist. So life after death? Depending on how you define and look at life, you can get an answer of your own. Mine is that there isn't life after death.

And that is one long paragraph I have written there.

What is your favorite type of cloth?

UMUM CLOTH???? Satin?? I don't know??! I'm not a very cloth person...

Do you think there is such thing as an alternate version of yourself? For instance, a popstar zombie killing magic girl/boy/whatever cannibalistic gardener version of you living in a dimension where everything is underwater and made of mac n cheese and Mr. Moseby is king.

WOW WELL THEN. I don't really believe there to be an alternate version? I don't believe in there being a parallel world(dimension?) in the first place though there have been theories of it. I'm a practical person!! This isn't really my thing whoa. what in the world just happened there thoughmac n cheese and mr moseby is king whoa there gurrrrl

If you could exchange bodies with anyone, who would it be?

I don't actually want to exchange bodies with anyone because even if I did I WOULD STILL BE ME AND WHOA???? I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THAT PERSON'S LIFESTYLE how terrifying would it be to become someone and not know how to deal with everything?? Imagine saying hi to your body's friend and you don't know how to react do you brofist do you punch them do you hug them do you kiss them do you flirt are you supposed to get mad at something happened the day before when you were still in your original body??? 

other than that... well it would be fun experiencing what a good singer's life would be like? I can't sing for shit LOL but it would be fun to have a good voice and actually sing (somehow magically hopefully it happens) hahah and sing great stuff 

Have you ever considered the possibility that the world is merely a virtual reality, and we are all just sitting in one room wearing VR goggles and seeing things that are not real?

I ACTUALLY HAVE??? Does that mean that I think deep thoughts?? 

Well how do you know whether something is real? You probably use your five senses, which are things that are what your brain controls. What if your brain is making see, taste, smell, touch and hear things that don't exist? What if nothing is real? But then that wouldn't make sense, because other people around you technically do feel and see whatever you do in order to interact with you. Maybe they're living in a reality slightly different from ours, because we can't know for sure what other people are seeing, but that would mean we all have similar brains in order to experience the same things?? So I don't really think this is true? We need similar brains so I sort of think everything is real. BUT THEN WHAT IS REAL? And then my brain starts hurting and things get dumb and thennnnn I give up. :)

What would you do if you woke up and realized that your eyes had been replaced with tongues?

Does that mean I am eyeless

I will cry. With my tongue(s). Salivate.

What if the people around you are not really people, but entities programmed by a ‘god’ to act a certain way? What if you’re actually the only person existing in this world, and ‘everyone’ is ‘god’s’ pawn?

I've never thought of this one before good job HAHAHA. well I'm wondering what does that mean for me how do people treat me??? It's like that movie isnt it that movie where there's a reality tv show and this guy is the star in it but doesnt know and everyone around him (wife, friends) are all the actors and then one day he finds out about this program and how everything is a lie because people don't see him as a proper human and they're sort of like experimenting with him and basically invading his privacy and everything?? I watched it some time ago I don't know what it's called. Well what do you mean what if???? UHHHH I'd probably get really mad and just start making everyone get mad at me so I can get all the normal people to come back. whoa idk what's the purpose though im not special

Do you like wooden floors?

The floor in my room is parquet I like it.

The world is about to end due to the abuse our ecosystem had suffered because of humans, and the admin of the earth wishes to prevent this by eliminating half of the human population. Because you are extremely important and beautiful and great, the admin wishes that you stay alive and makes you choose between the two: to be the only member of your gender in a world where only the opposite gender exists, or to be in a world where the only people are those of your gender?

Either one is terrible? But I'd choose to be in the one where there's only my gender there. I wonder if gender stereotypes and all are still there at that point? It should right?

OK SO WEIGHING THE OPTIONS SO YOU CAN SEE MY THOUGHT PROCESS HAHAHA. NOT THAT YOU'D LIKE TO BUT WHATEVER. If in a world where only the opposite gender exists, ayeee maybe you make good bros and stuff. (i am a female) and yeah friends and stuff!! But what I'm worried is males' weapon of destruction aka penises bcos if I'm the only girl then they will destroy me if I'm unlucky and guys cannot control their hormones I'd rather be dead. 

on the other hand girls arent all pretty sunshine rainbows marshmallows pizza there's a lot of drama and backstabbing (which i am glad not to have experienced irl because i maintain a small group of friends who dont do anything bad to me hurhur) well yeah I'd rather suffer emotional harm than physical.

BUT THEN AGAIN THEY SAY EMOTIONAL IS MORE SCARY THEN PHYSICAL HARM??!!! but for the first you might get both depending if you even get to make friends first or even make any friends in the first place

so many things to consider

no i am not doing this

Are you happy?

Sort of? Perhaps.

My Questions

1. Choose a book/movie/drama. What would you do in that setting? Meaning if you were in harry potter what would you spend your time doing? If you were in middle-earth what would you do?

2. Choose any objects in your room and construct a story out of it. The longer the better! e.g. the eraser flew into the lamp and the lamp ate the bed.... etc.

3. What do you think about anon hate?

4. Which is more important, the process or the end result?

5. What are the questions that can be asked to define you? What defines you? What makes you you? Any unique qualities?

6. What if death wasn't a choice? What if there was a god out there forcing your systems to fail on you one by one until you eventually die? Think about a way to exact revenge on this cruelty using your imagine! DO ANYTHING! You may turn into a fairy and magic closets into flying gods. Or become tyki mikk.

7. What do you think about the existence of gods (in your religion, if any)? Are they essential? Necessary? What do you think of people who are free thinkers? 

8. Would you like to be immortal? What would you do if you were the only immortal being in the world and you see something that's definitely going to lead to the destruction of humanity?

9. Who would you like to meet the most in the world? What would you do? What would you talk about? What would you introduce him/her to?

10. Favourite bands+songs!

11. How do you counter sadness and loneliness?

Tagging these people:

ohsainan

seifuckuu

chihaku

aitakut-e

uso-dayo

thekazenosuna

okuribito

ethician

reminiscencee

omotteru

hourae

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I swear my questions are interesting :D

Rules:

1- always post the rules

2- answer the questions of the person who tagged you

3- Tag 11 people and link them to the post

4- actually tell them you tagged them

How many Liters of Dr. Pepper do you think you can fill your entire room with?

Maybe like 1000 to 1500 ? XD I share a room with my mom, so it's bigger than normal bedrooms .

Do you think there is life after death? Like, do you believe that we go somewhere after we die? Do we go to heaven or hell or whatever? Do we turn into weird looking souls and become weapons of gods who charge 5 yen for their services? Do we turn into giant brainless shitmongers who kick walls and eat people?

LOL Holy crap . Giant brainless shitmongers . I believe after death, you just die . There's nothing to it . You don't become a monster out to eat people . You don't reincarnate into some animal . You just disappear . You won't remember who you were because your brain will be decomposed . You won't feel anything--because your brain won't be functioning . It's because I will disappear someday that scares me the most .

What is your favorite type of cloth?

UHHH cotton :3 Silk is too shiny, velvet feels nasty when you touch it the wrong way (that's what she said), I just like cotton because it's just right .

Do you think there is such thing as an alternate version of yourself? For instance, a popstar zombie killing magic girl/boy/whatever cannibalistic gardener version of you living in a dimension where everything is underwater and made of mac n cheese and Mr. Moseby is king.

LOL oh my god . I think there is :3 Studies show that there is AT LEAST one other person in the world who looks exactly like you . It'd be pretty cool if I were a ruthless, intelligent, almighty queen with telekinesis powers though .

If you could exchange bodies with anyone, who would it be?

HyunA because she's perfect holy crap

Have you ever considered the possibility that the world is merely a virtual reality, and we are all just sitting in one room wearing VR goggles and seeing things that are not real?

Actually, yeah, but I've been too close to death to wonder about that anymore . People around me have passed away quicker than I expected . If I were really sitting in a room "watching" my life, I wouldn't be able to feel pain .

What would you do if you woke up and realized that your eyes had been replaced with tongues?

Holy shit that's scary O___O I would freak out so much and ask for eye surgery right away what in the fuck .

What if the people around you are not really people, but entities programmed by a ‘god’ to act a certain way? What if you’re actually the only person existing in this world, and ‘everyone’ is ‘god’s’ pawn?

Dang I must be one special girl then +w+ That would make me the "chosen one" or some angel or something :3 Or "Lucifer" who rebels against "God" Then again, I would thank god for giving me such valuable things--friends, ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, my shit family, my loving mother, my caring grandparents, murderers, pain, love, etc . If this "God" created everyone around me, doesn't that mean he has given me life ? Life's experiences ?

Do you like wooden floors?

Hell yeah I find some types of wood floors more comfortable than my bed . :3

The world is about to end due to the abuse our ecosystem had suffered because of humans, and the admin of the earth wishes to prevent this by eliminating half of the human population. Because you are extremely important and beautiful and great, the admin wishes that you stay alive and makes you choose between the two: to be the only member of your gender in a world where only the opposite gender exists, or to be in a world where the only people are those of your gender?

To be the last living gender of my race LOOOL If I were the same as everyone else, it wouldn't make me special at all . Also, the human race would die if there were just one type of gender :P If I were the last type of gender of my race, people would either rape me a whole bunch of times to reproduce/feel good, or treat me like a queen until I choose who I'd wanna have sex with . Either way, I'll slay whomever dares to try to defy me . Try to rape me, I'll rape their throat with a spiked whip and strangle them until their heads fall off . Everyone who is good to me gets to live a free life .

Are you happy?

No . I'm not . I'm scared of dying . I want to be immortal . There are many people who would try to convince me why immortality is bad, but I don't see it . Why would people tell me immortality is bad when they are scared of death themselves ?? Sure, people I love would die out, but I would make new friends, new family . Over and over again . Even though I would witness countless deaths and moments of sadness, I would also witness countless moments of happiness, birth, and feelings . Pain is also a feeling . It's a part of life . You may call me selfish . You may call me insane . I don't care--I want to be immortal . I'm in love with being alive .

My questions:

Are you scared of death ?

If you were to have the perfect soulmate, what would you imagine them to be like ?

Favorite type of panties ? (Like thong, boyshorts, idk lol :D)

If you had the opportunity to know all languages, would you take it ? Or would you go through the stages of learning the language instead ?

If you had the chance to be immortal without and "catch" or toll, would you take it ? Why/why not ?

Imagine you had a replica of yourself somewhere in the world . What would you imagine them to be like ? Same as you, opposite of you, strange, amazing, evil, etc. ?

What occupation would you want in the future ?

If you could be any human ethnicity you wanted, what would you be ? (Don't be racist and say "I want to be white because they're the only pretty ethnicity ." Instead, say something like "I want to be white because I can relate to them more ." or "I want to be white because my favorite actress is white, and I want to look like her. ")

Create a new animal . (What would it look like ? What would it eat ? What would it do to protect itself ? Does it travel in packs or does it go solo ? Etc .)

If you were to be extremely talented at something, what would it be ? (It can be like being the most beautiful of all, being the world's best artist, being the world's best at cooking, or something like that .)

Do you hate fat people calling themselves beautiful and perfect and all that nice shit ? Because I do . They're freaking unhealthy as fuck and they need to know that . Most of all, brainless people give them compliments .

I’m tagging:

seifuckuu

ohsainan

s-eoulwings

dokujin

t-okkichuu

yu-nee

iskullviet

jdhchoi

ai-sou

jinkouu

moo-chi

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tagged by: welcometonellysworld~

Rules:

1- always post the rules

2- answer the questions of the person who tagged you

3- Tag 11 people and link them to the post

4- actually tell them you tagged them

Do you like seafood? 

Love it! No seafood no life.

Favourite band/artist/group/soloist?

If I really had to choose, I'd say The Gazette.

Got any piercings/tattoos?

Yep. I have about six.

Do you have an specific routine you have to do {like a specific morning/night routine}?

Wake up, tumblr, eat, tumblr, do some chores, tumblr, shower, tumblr, eat, tumblr, work out, tumblr until 4 am, sleep, repeat.

 If life gave you lemons and you had the opportunity to swap it with another fruit, what would it be?

mangoes. i love da mangoe

Lucky number?

Hmm I guess 6?

What are you currently wearing?

Shirt, shorts, underwear.

Do you have a preference when it comes to which side on the bed you sleep on?

Yes. I sleep beside the wall.

Do you read the books first or watch the movies?

I watch the movies. I get sleepy reading books.

Have you ever lied to someone when they asked you if an outfit looked good on them?

No. I'm pretty known for making rude remarks about people's outfits.

Where do you want to live?

To be honest, anywhere but here. But if I really had to choose, I'd say London or Dubai.

My questions:

How many Liters of Dr. Pepper do you think you can fill your entire room with?

Do you think there is life after death? Like, do you believe that we go somewhere after we die? Do we go to heaven or hell or whatever? Do we turn into weird looking souls and become weapons of gods who charge 5 yen for their services? Do we turn into giant brainless shitmongers who kick walls and eat people?

What is your favorite type of cloth?

Do you think there is such thing as an alternate version of yourself? For instance, a popstar zombie killing magic girl/boy/whatever cannibalistic gardener version of you living in a dimension where everything is underwater and made of mac n cheese and Mr. Moseby is king.

If you could exchange bodies with anyone, who would it be?

Have you ever considered the possibility that the world is merely a virtual reality, and we are all just sitting in one room wearing VR goggles and seeing things that are not real?

What would you do if you woke up and realized that your eyes had been replaced with tongues?

What if the people around you are not really people, but entities programmed by a 'god' to act a certain way? What if you're actually the only person existing in this world, and 'everyone' is 'god's' pawn?

Do you like wooden floors?

The world is about to end due to the abuse our ecosystem had suffered because of humans, and the admin of the earth wishes to prevent this by eliminating half of the human population. Because you are extremely important and beautiful and great, the admin wishes that you stay alive and makes you choose between the two: to be the only member of your gender in a world where only the opposite gender exists, or to be in a world where the only people are those of your gender?

Are you happy?

I'm tagging:

ohsainan

hohentai

gentlestress

tobasu

tsundere-haru

myotonia

beautifuldeformity

shakingtokyo

coffee-bunni

dope-im-mean

kyojin-sama

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ohsainan replied to your post“just because you like cute girls doesn’t mean they’ll fucking like you...”

am i allowed to send u a letter

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