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I was tagged by: strokemyvirgindick Name: Alexa Average hours of sleep: 5-forever Last thing I googled: I searched up the symbolism of a gun at dreammoods.com because I had a dream that there was a shooting at my school and I got shot but for some reason my earth science teacher didn't believe me???? Nickname: jalapeno, hesus, any form of my last name, and uneducated pig vaginas like to call me Alexia because fuck them Birthday: October 24th Gender: straight lesbian Orientation: penis are nice but the thing attached to them are not Height: 5'4 Favourite colour: blueeeeeee One place that makes me happy: Disneyland, Green Lake—so northern bc it isn't mapped, and Saratoga beach resort on Vancouver island How many blankets do I sleep under: I've never met Michael Jackson's kid Fave movies: Shutter Island, the Incredibles(iconic), cars, LOTR trilogy, Pirates series, What I'm wearing right now: Nike pros, a bathing suit top with molded cups with NO PADDING CAN I GET A TRUCK YEAH Last book I read: the third book in the fablehaven series because those books never fail to make me feel better when I'm down Last thing I said to a family member: "I'll poison myself all I want" Fave food: pirogies, rice, sushi, rice Last movie I saw in theatres: pitch perfect two and the bitch who sat behind me can choke on a disease ridden dick Dream Wedding: FUCJ Dream pets: I want a newfoundland named Newt and an evil cat named Hitler Dream Job: I wanna act and write books. When some hot guy wants me to be their trophy wife plz contact asap I tag sassycat-meoow because english class. And I'm 98% sure you won't do this