Alexa Ishikawa

Do people even read these things . . . ?

[museelo]

I know this is a lot for you to digest, but the clock is ticking and we have to do this. Do what?

[pickleston]

[cursedcatimages]

[reginasphalanges]

its the end of an era

[leftinmars]

He finally ate them guys

[cometsofdoom]

[cursedcatimages]

TEEF

[stability]

[memewhore]

[girlfromthe-subway]

[now-at-kotoko]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[mskneesocks]

reading ur old writing

[orlarry]

i dont know which facial expression in most accurate 

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

[hozzdelight]

Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

im a guy

[hozzdelight]

Oops lol no thank you

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

I never offered to give you anything

[brucee-waynee]

There’s no first-generation, or second-generation removed. I am Egyptian. — Rami Malek, the first cover star of GQ Middle East

[pomeranian2]

[xueyangapologist]

honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.