May 25, 2023
idea: joe and the lawyer run off together
LMFAOOOOO and they lived happily ever after 🖤
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idea: joe and the lawyer run off together
LMFAOOOOO and they lived happily ever after 🖤
no one would shame her for leaking the story of the ex’s baby to the press and ruin him…. she’s a confidential source so she wouldn’t be named
maybe it’s payton, maybe it’s mariana, maybe it y/n idk
NOT YOU TOO!!! 😂😂
Are you posting tn??
I think I might....only if y'all really want it. Poll moment? I'll give it two hours to marinate on here and see 👀
When do you guys want chapter 10 of OIFL?
Tonight pls and thnx!
Regular schedule next week!
Y/N asks Joe is she can eat his ass out and he says yes and so she does
Joe didn’t just finish inside her ……….
A convo between OIFL Joe and CW Joe
OIFL Joe: idk why but my girl who isn’t really my girl but I like to think she is my girl wants me to give her some space but I love to cuddle every second. She is furious why I bought her a Bugatti and a castle for us to live together. I want to drive her everywhere but she declined. I even tried to buy her a private island for us to vacation on, but she smacked me. I got us a cute dog that we can take care of and she had the audacity to tell me that we didn’t go on a proper date so she wants me to stop love bombing her. So then I got us a goat to take care of instead and she is pissed.
CW Joe: My actual girl wants people to know that we are together. However I want to keep her a secret for now. She wants to move in with me, but I declined. Even though she is always staying at my place.
OIFL Joe: There’s nothing wrong with hiding and being secretive. You should be able to hide her and she should understand why. If anything you can pay her rent.
CW Joe: I offered and she said no. I told her I need time more time and I need to talk to my publicist. Women are complicated.
OIFL Joe: how long have you guys dated?
CW Joe: 4 years
OIFL Joe: hmmm that’s not enough time at all
CW Joe: that’s what I am saying! I need another four more years to really think if I want to hold hands with her as we are walking down the street.
OIFL Joe: I feel you! But I cannot resist making out with my girl in public. She gets mad at me at times because people have been calling the Cincinnati Slut but I told her I have urges that I cannot control. I am scared if people think I am a manwhore though.
CW Joe: that’s my main issue! I cannot imagine what people would say once they find out I have a girlfriend. I really want to value my privacy.
OIFL Joe: I like to value my privacy but not my girl’s privacy. So I feel you. But people are saying so much about us such as we are dating swimsuit models, Patrick Mahomes is better than us, we are dumb without our appendix, and people make fun of our grey jeans all the time.
CW Joe: its different though because I want to keep my personal life very separate from my professional life.
OIFL Joe: I understand. You did negative things wrong here and I hope your girl comes around being hidden.
CW Joe: Thank you! I hope your girl is okay with you buying her expensive stuff she doesn’t need.
OIFL Joe: Thank you! Speaking of that, I need to stop by Chanel and buy her 50 bags.
CW Joe: Why does she need 50 bags?
OIFL Joe: I don’t like the bag she uses from Walmart so I thought I can get her 50 from Chanel. However she gets upset when I make fun of her Walmart bag. I want to buy her 50 different colors too!
CW Joe: Women are so needy!
OIFL Joe: Agreed
I AM SCREAMIMG 😭😭😭
This is so fucking funny, I love it 😂
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8JhDkY4/
Y/N & Joe’s baby while they’re having their 1726162 fight
LMFAOOOO they even have a little bucket hat and everything 😂
Joe: hey I know you have been through so much and you're pregnant right now but can we focus on me?
Y/N: okay lets do that
Joe: Awesome! Okay, I wrote a 15k-word essay about why you shouldn't go to Rhode Island. I also bought you a house in Ohio. I called your boss and told them that you would like to work from home now. Oh and also I bought you a brand new lambo.
Y/N: Joe why did you do all that???
Joe takes his keys and leaves the house
I AM SCREAMING!!!!! 😂😂