Feb 8, 2016
Oikurokage circus AU
1. kuroo the lion tamer and stickin his head in a lions mouth and Too Many People wish that lion would bite his head off
2. im not even gonna try to not Be Me and go ahead and say kage the acrobat/contortionist thnx
3. oikw the ringleader or w/e and has to deal w kuroo and his fuckin lions like the Tru Tragedy here
4. how much do u wanna bet kuroo literally sleeps w his lions sometimes like just catch him in the cage sleepin on the big fluff
5. i lied the tru tragedy bein kages an orphan and has literally only known the circus hes been here Forever, longer than oikuros thats for sure he has no idea what its like to not be constantly moving and performing
Send me an au and a pairing and I’ll tell you 5 headcanons