#ojtj

[stephendavid]

Jokes About the Afterlife, Old Jews Telling Jokes (OJTJ) "Jake is lying on his death bead. He says... "Becky, I don't know if I'm gonna make it until morning. Can you bring a piece of some of that babka I love so much that you make, it's so wonderful? She says, "Jake, I'd love to but I'm saving it for the Shiva*!" * Shiva = Jewish Wake; week-long mourning for the recently deceased.

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An elderly man explains what he had to do to get social security.

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A man's parachute training doesn't go as planned.

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Gert pleasures her husband while playing cards with her friends.

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A man gets remarried to a gorgeous, young woman.

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A man with a speech impediment has a hard time talking to the phone operator.

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Barbara tells her friend about the beautiful service she made for her dearly departed husband.

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A man asks a cop if he can park his motorcycle.