another weird conversation with my father
me: so uh.... what's the deal with your beard there? why are you letting it get all pointy? what's going on with that little curly cue?
dad: what's wrong with it? I'm growing it out!
mom: I like it! I think it looks good!
dad: yeah!!! I'm trying to get it to look like that little dude on my lunchbox
me: you mean Satan?!!?












