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Noel is ordering pasta. Liam shoots a quizzical glance, caterpillar eyebrows raised. Wheels are in motion; you can almost read his mind. ‘Poof,’ he says curtly, saving us the trouble.

#okay dear #we get u #at least ure not ordering pasta in an italian restaurant #he's so silly #liam gallagher #oasis band

So. I never thought I'd be spending time on the front lines with the defending Luke Newton brigade but, my god...

I was talking about bridgerton with one of my employees today, and she said she didn't like season 3 (and I mean, not everyone has to like the same thing, respect...) but she tells me the reason she doesn't like is because she doesn't feel like Colin was ever into Penelope. She doesn't buy it.

So, because it was the first one I found, I showed her this and was like - really, you don't buy this performance? You don't think it looks like he loves her?

And she's says -- no. I don't see any affection from him. She finds him emotionless.

I. What? Really? Am I crazy? What?

She then goes on to say that he seemed way more into the girls of the brothel scene. And, yeah, did you know he had botox done...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *existential screaming continues* *bangs head against the wall*

#luke newton #bridgerton #you know i can tolerate the internet being idiotic #and i can respect difference of opinion #but my god #okay dear #okay #i did correct her on the botox thing and explained the wig from hell #she's only seen it once so that might be part of it too #polination

Matt: Hey, can I borrow a knife?

Me: Yeah, just be careful. I keep it sharp.

Matt: I know how to use a knife.

Aaaaand a trip to the ER and a round of stitches later, Matt is feeling quite put out.

(He's fine. Just a few stitches. He did almost faint when he saw his bone. And he was grumpy when I didn't freak out and just sighed and put him in a car.)

#And what have we learned?#EMTs Suck #Okay Dear