#emts suck

[bobwess]

Matt: Hey, can I borrow a knife?

Me: Yeah, just be careful. I keep it sharp.

Matt: I know how to use a knife.

Aaaaand a trip to the ER and a round of stitches later, Matt is feeling quite put out.

(He's fine. Just a few stitches. He did almost faint when he saw his bone. And he was grumpy when I didn't freak out and just sighed and put him in a car.)