#okiedokipanic

[averycooldog]

Would you rather not know the difference between a baby and a potato OR have all of your children have Jim Carrey's face from The Grinch tattooed on their chests?

Now THIS is the creativity I yearn for.

I choose Jim Carrey tattoo, as options for not having children, or small tattoos abound, but mash one baby and eat it with sausages and gravy and I’m fucked

[unicornfan]

okiedokipanic replied to your post:found some essays i wrote in freshman english 4 years ago

Were they as bad as that epic random story you wrote in middle school?

ya but obv not as random. like if an essay was a sandcastle and i tried to build one out of dry sand. i got a C- in freshman english

[moonsmilk]

okiedokipanic replied to your post “imathers replied to your post “Creepypasta is probably the dumbest...”

I thought I read an extremely good Creepypasta then it turned out to be an Arthur C. Clarke short story so yeah all Creepypastas suck.

Only good one I remember is this one about the weird-ass Russian game with the size-changing woman in a mine and even then, the ending almost ruins it.

Also, which Arthur C. Clarke story? I really want to read it now.

[averycooldog]

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[averycooldog]

okiedokipanic replied to your post:Official Meeting Of The 502 Bad Gateway Fandom

You forgot to tag Dangan Ronpa

They already know

[averycooldog]

freshprinceofeternia replied to your post:okiedokipanic replied to your post:Whats your...

You motherfuckers have no idea how many autopsy selfies you’ll be getting later this year

Ayo lemme peep those skeletons

[averycooldog]

okiedokipanic replied to your post:Whats your snapchap you European shit?

Expect me.

[noamchomskyofficial]

okiedokipanic said: From the two you listed, I think you’d really like Perks of Being a Wallflower.

I'm probably gonna end up with something about Genghis Khan or maybe just northern Asiatic nomads in general