ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, I'M GETTING FOLLOWERS AGAIN AND IT'S TIME TO MAKE A MASS GREETING POST. GETTING REAL SICK OF LOSING THREE TO GAIN FIVE, LIKE WOW. NO. WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL OF YOU DOING? MAKE UP YOUR GODDAMN MINDS AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
WHATEVER. AS I'VE STATED MULTIPLE TIMES BEFORE, IT'S YOUR DASHBOARD THAT YOU'RE PUTTING ME ON, AND IF SOME OVERLY PISSY SHOUTSTACK WHO SHOULDN'T EVEN BE BLOGGING ON ACCOUNT OF BEING -DEAD- IS SOMETHING THAT YOU ACTUALLY, REALLY, GENUINELY WANT IN YOUR NEWSFEED, SO BE IT! BUT YOU'VE BEEN WARNED THAT THIS BLOG IS NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT AND A GENERAL WASTE OF SPACE. MY WASTE OF SPACE THAT I DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH DESPITE YOUR COMPLAINTS, BUT STILL ULTIMATELY A WASTE OF SPACE.
IF YOU AREN'T CATCHING THE OBVIOUS HINTS AND POINTERS LITTERED THROUGHOUT MY BLOG AND THIS GENERAL GREETING POST, I JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE, YET ANOTHER! KARKAT VANTAS. FUCKING JOY, LIKE THE BUBBLES AND MULTIVERSE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH OF US RUNNING AROUND AND SCREWING EVERYTHING UP ALREADY, I JUST HAD TO ADD TO THAT SHITFEST WITH MY EXISTENCE. WE SHOULD ALL FEEL BLESSED THAT I'M AT LEAST SLIGHTLY MORE TOLERABLE THAN QUITE A FEW OTHER MES THAT I'VE BUMPED INTO. SO. THERE'S MY ONE AND ONLY REDEEMING QUALITY.
NOW THAT YOU KNOW AT LEAST A LITTLE ABOUT ME, THOUGH, HOW ABOUT YOU? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING FOLLOWING MY BLOG. ... OH, RIGHT. AND WHAT'S UP OR WHATEVER.
(EXTRA TAGGING BELOW THE CUT TO INCLUDE EVERYONE, BECAUSE I'M JUST AS COURTEOUS AS I AM LAZY.)
