#oknotfunny

[silentballad]

Throw back to last week when I went for the iLight and Art-Zoo exhibition with @crystaljesss and @kellychen131. Owl's trying to be funny. 🦉 #punintended #oknotfunny On a side note, B thought I was going for CNY house visiting. *pouts* (at The Art-Zoo)

[therealcpforsure]

On July 26, 2011, Maria de Jesus Arroyo, an 80-year-old great-grandmother, was rushed to White Memorial Hospital in Los Angeles, where doctors quickly declared her dead of cardiac arrest via the foolproof method of "How old? Yep, she's dead." Mrs. Arroyo was then popped into a Ziploc and wheeled off to the morgue while the doctors and nurses went back to watching House, feeling content with a job indifferently done.

5 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to Be True (Part 8)

[thatsnotfun-blog]

OMG!

Jasmine-Hola! Jake *se sienta a su lado*

Jake-Hola Jasmine u.u

Jasmine-Que tienes?

Jake-Nada u.u

Jasmine-Sabes que puedes confiar en mi...

Jake-Si, si lo se

Jasmine-Entonces dime que te pasa...

Jake-Es que te acabas de sentar en escremento de perro y eso era mi tarea de ciencias u.u

Jasmine- x.x *dead*

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