Star: Name a way to be nice to people.
Red: Don’t kill them.
Star: Setting the bar really low but it’s a good start
Star: I have a job for you!
Red: Give me a name and I’ll give you a corpse.
Star: Red...we talked about this
Star: I wonder what it feels like to know what the hell is going on
Stella, Consoling Star: Shh, it’s ok Star.
Star: No, it’s not!
Red: Why is she crying?
Stella: She accidentally stepped on a snail.
Star: The crunch! I heard the crunch! He died right under my boot, I have blood on my hands! I’m a murderer!
Star: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life.
Red: I wake up at 3am.
Star: Nevermind
Red: I need you to come get me.
Stella: Why??? What happened?
Red: Star is passive-aggressively washing the dishes she asked me to wash six hours ago. This house isn’t safe anymore
Olande: Jensel I want a divorce.
Jensel: ...Divorce..*laughing*
Olande: It’s not funny Jensel and you know it’s been coming for a long ti-
Jensel: *laughing*
Olande: Why do you always laugh when I’m Upset? I’m absolutely seri-
Jensel: *Laughing*
Olande: I’m serious thi-
Jensel: *manic laughter*
Olande: STOP LAUGHING!
Star: What do you want from me!? Blizz: *standing at the foot of her bed eating a kitkat incorrectly* Star: Just stoop.....*whines*
Stella and Red, approaching Star: You better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
Stella: Am I in hell?
Red: No, Stella. If you were you’d be on a throne and the devil would be packing.
Red: Dont say a word.
Stella: ...Fergalicious.
Red: Stella! What did I say?
Stella: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago when we played scrabble it wasn’t a word, but now it is. How convenient for you.
Stella: I’ve connected the dots!
Red: You didn’t connect shit.
Stella: I’ve connected them!
Star: Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you very nice clothes.
Stella: Do clothes make you happy?
Star: the clothes mask my internal emotional mess, in an incredibly stylish way.
Red: Star-
Red: Youre annoying.
Star: Stop holding my hand then.
Red: No.
Red: I really think you should go to this hospital-
Stella: Is it OUR broken leg? No? Exactly, mind your own damn business.
Red: Can you think before you open your mouth?
Stella: No can do buddy, that would be against my moral compass.
Red: Your moral compass is a bloody Roulette wheel.
Jensel: I don’t have a favourite child. But I do have a least favourite! It’s Nicoli.
Star: Why are people always fighting over top or bottom? I would be lucky just to have a bunk bed.
Everyone: ...
Stella: I’m gonna tell her.
Red: Don’t you dare.
