#old chain

[old-hero-of-hyrule]

How many Legends are there right Joe? Why are none of you taking a break? Take a break! Join our union!

[very-retired-hero-of-legend]

*A much younger Ravio than the one that is 'yours' approaches you, looking utterly exhausted. He doesn't know who else he can ask this to... and even after everything he still figures any Legend is pretty damn smart even if they can't take their own advice.*

Um... Mr. Hero? I - I need some advice and I don't know where else to go....

Can... Can I ask you?

- @mrheroexpert

*he looks down at you. You’re a different Ravio than the one he’d met before, just how many Ravio’s are there?*

Advice?

*he considers, and sees how exhausted you look. He may be old, he may be cranky, but he’s still a hero and he hates seeing the people he cares about upset (different version of them or not)*

Yeah sure why not.

But first come inside and sit down. You look ready to fall over.

*he opens the door and leads you inside. It’s… well it’s home. A lot more Knick-knacks, and little bigger, but it still looks a lot like your own house and Red’s house.*

Make yourself comfortable and tell me what’s going on, kiddo.

[evenoldertime]

WHY IS EVERYONE SO OLD

(@evillwild2)

Great question Mr. Over-100-years-old. Enlighten me.

But in all honesty I don’t know how I got here. I had just finished dinner with my family so I went on the porch and before I knew it I was here. So you’re just going to have to deal with us for the time being.

[old-hero-of-hyrule]

:(

One day my joints will be as bad as Legends

[evenoldertime]

I guess I’m here now. Took me away from my wonderful family you know. No I will not tell you my age all you’re—(incoherent mumbles)

@oldsailorwind @very-retired-hero-of-legend you’re both here too huh?

@the-evil-librarian

[old-hero-of-hyrule]

hi...

i'm you from when you were seventeen...

you really made it? you're still alive? how'd you make it this long...

~ @this-fairy-boy-needs-sugar

Oh! Hey lil me!

I did make it! It's a good life, please don't give up.

I just... kept going. I kept getting up. Things get hard, but if I give up I never get to see them get better. It helps that the Fae blood slows our aging but...

The cult is thinning out!

And our wife does a lot to help people become more sociable. She's- amazing

[old-hero-of-hyrule]

Today I threw my back out by sneezing

This is awful

Don't get old kids

[very-retired-hero-of-legend]

Baby snow leopard in a dragon costume at the front door: "TRICK-OR-TREAT!!!"

will you give her candy? :3

Of course!

I didn’t realize it was trick-or-treating time yet, hold on.

*goes and gets some candy he always has around for the grandkids and comes back, giving you multiple candy bars*

There you go