Retired Time

I'm not telling you my age Just know that I'm too old for this

[evenoldertime]

*I stare up at you before pointing with a fluffy paw* Grandpa.

(@super-evil-bunny-legend)

uhhh. Hello? *I wave* what, whatcha doing buddy?

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

Uhh... Hiding? *I hop over and circle your feet* You're nothing like the guy in those stories but you're everything like the one in Mama's tales. Mama says you're dad a lot so you must be grandpa then. But grandpa is too.... Cliche...

*I stop and think for a moment* I shall call you... Scar-pa.

So, Scar-pa. Can I hide here? This is the one spot nobody knows about now...

[evenoldertime]

You know what, sure. Alright bunny-child come sit with Scar-pa. Let’s watch nature together.

Out of curiosity who is your mother? (It has to be one of the chain or maybe one of the friends of the chain? While this bunny is Legend he’s not Legend from the chain.)

[evenoldertime]

*I stare up at you before pointing with a fluffy paw* Grandpa.

(@super-evil-bunny-legend)

uhhh. Hello? *I wave* what, whatcha doing buddy?

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

Anyone got a book on ancient magic and curses? I'd like to read it evilly please and evilly thank you.

[very-retired-hero-of-legend]

A… rabbit me? Okay now I’ve really seen everything

Take a pick from the bookshelf kid. I don’t need them anymore.

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*I grin and take it, putting it in my bag and about to hop off before I stop and look at you* Don't tell Mama. Okay? *Then I hop off without waiting for an answer*

[very-retired-hero-of-legend]

I don’t even know who your mother is!

Also don’t do anything stupid with it!

[evenoldertime]

I guarantee he’s going to do something stupid with it. A rabbit you huh? I wonder how many different versions of me there are here?

[old-hero-of-hyrule]

I'm getting bit old for this guys, I'm 77

I was RETIRED!

@the-evil-librarian

[evenoldertime]

Yeah, know the feeling

[old-hero-of-hyrule]

Hey Old man, long time no see

How are you?

[evenoldertime]

Tired. Hylia I miss my wife already. But enough about me, how have you been?

[old-hero-of-hyrule]

Oh, I'm sorry. Is she-...?

I'm fine. Got my garden and my wife, it's a nice life here.

[evenoldertime]

Malon is fine, she’s just not here, wherever here is. Glad you are enjoying life.

[old-hero-of-hyrule]

Well I'm glad she's okay, she's always been good to us.

Life has been pretty good.

I hope your life has treated you well too?

[evenoldertime]

It’s been quiet. Malon and I had a few kids and are now empty nesters. The kids have families of their own but they still help out at the ranch. My eldest actually runs it with the help of Malon; soon we can actually retire in the full sense.

[old-hero-of-hyrule]

That sounds nice, I'm happy for you old man! I'm excited for you to get to actually retire!

How do you like having the house to yourself again?

[evenoldertime]

It’s a mixed bag but the quiet is nice at least.

[evenoldertime]

WHY IS EVERYONE SO OLD

(@evillwild2)

Great question Mr. Over-100-years-old. Enlighten me.

But in all honesty I don’t know how I got here. I had just finished dinner with my family so I went on the porch and before I knew it I was here. So you’re just going to have to deal with us for the time being.

[evillwild2]

why do you guys ALWAYS bring up the 100 old thing. 😞

[evenoldertime]

You brought up old age. So it’s your own fault for setting it up. Tough break.

[evillwild2]

😾

yeah well at least my body parts aren’t killing me.

[evenoldertime]

rude.

Someone needs to pick up this sassy, lost child. I’m too tired to deal with any of this for the record.

[old-hero-of-hyrule]

I'm getting bit old for this guys, I'm 77

I was RETIRED!

@the-evil-librarian

[evenoldertime]

Yeah, know the feeling

[old-hero-of-hyrule]

Hey Old man, long time no see

How are you?

[evenoldertime]

Tired. Hylia I miss my wife already. But enough about me, how have you been?

[old-hero-of-hyrule]

Oh, I'm sorry. Is she-...?

I'm fine. Got my garden and my wife, it's a nice life here.

[evenoldertime]

Malon is fine, she’s just not here, wherever here is. Glad you are enjoying life.

[old-hero-of-hyrule]

Well I'm glad she's okay, she's always been good to us.

Life has been pretty good.

I hope your life has treated you well too?

[evenoldertime]

It’s been quiet. Malon and I had a few kids and are now empty nesters. The kids have families of their own but they still help out at the ranch. My eldest actually runs it with the help of Malon; soon we can actually retire in the full sense.

[evenoldertime]

WHY IS EVERYONE SO OLD

(@evillwild2)

Great question Mr. Over-100-years-old. Enlighten me.

But in all honesty I don’t know how I got here. I had just finished dinner with my family so I went on the porch and before I knew it I was here. So you’re just going to have to deal with us for the time being.

[evillwild2]

why do you guys ALWAYS bring up the 100 old thing. 😞

[evenoldertime]

You brought up old age. So it’s your own fault for setting it up. Tough break.

[old-hero-of-hyrule]

I'm getting bit old for this guys, I'm 77

I was RETIRED!

@the-evil-librarian

[evenoldertime]

Yeah, know the feeling

[old-hero-of-hyrule]

Hey Old man, long time no see

How are you?

[evenoldertime]

Tired. Hylia I miss my wife already. But enough about me, how have you been?

[old-hero-of-hyrule]

Oh, I'm sorry. Is she-...?

I'm fine. Got my garden and my wife, it's a nice life here.

[evenoldertime]

Malon is fine, she’s just not here, wherever here is. Glad you are enjoying life.

[evenoldertime]

WHY IS EVERYONE SO OLD

(@evillwild2)

Great question Mr. Over-100-years-old. Enlighten me.

But in all honesty I don’t know how I got here. I had just finished dinner with my family so I went on the porch and before I knew it I was here. So you’re just going to have to deal with us for the time being.

[old-hero-of-hyrule]

I'm getting bit old for this guys, I'm 77

I was RETIRED!

@the-evil-librarian

[evenoldertime]

Yeah, know the feeling

[old-hero-of-hyrule]

Hey Old man, long time no see

How are you?

[evenoldertime]

Tired. Hylia I miss my wife already. But enough about me, how have you been?

[luherooflegend]

@hyliaherself

WHY ARE OLD VERSIONS OF US SHOWING UP?!

You said you cared - so what gives?

[hyliaherself]

...There are what now?

[luherooflegend]

OLD VERSIONS OF US-

You didn't know?!

@evenoldertime @old-hero-of-hyrule @oldsailorwind just to START

[evenoldertime]

You’re also here @very-retired-hero-of-legend

[old-hero-of-hyrule]

I'm getting bit old for this guys, I'm 77

I was RETIRED!

@the-evil-librarian

[evenoldertime]

Yeah, know the feeling

[oldsailorwind]

Huh? Nah, I'm 72, can't be doin' this again.

I don't care, I'm retired!

@the-evil-librarian

[luherooflegend]

Oh my fucking-

Sailor? What-

Does NO ONE get to retire?!

[oldsailorwind]

nope. The old man's here too.

@evenoldertime

[evenoldertime]

ugh what do these whippersnappers want?

[evenoldertime]

I guess I’m here now. Took me away from my wonderful family you know. No I will not tell you my age all you’re—(incoherent mumbles)

@oldsailorwind @very-retired-hero-of-legend you’re both here too huh?

@the-evil-librarian

[very-retired-hero-of-legend]

*heavy sigh* Welcome to the club.

@oldsailorwind and I are birdwatching and ignoring this crap. Do you want to join us?

[evenoldertime]

Yes. You know, my wife and I like to birdwatch every now and then. It’s peaceful.

[evenoldertime]

I guess I’m here now. Took me away from my wonderful family you know. No I will not tell you my age all you’re—(incoherent mumbles)

@oldsailorwind @very-retired-hero-of-legend you’re both here too huh?

@the-evil-librarian