Even MORE weird Gotham things
- The original Gotham city AKA Old Gotham sank into the earth and the surviving engineers just...macgyvered a sewer system around it for some reason. It’s super haunted and the subject of a Buzzfeed Unsolved video.
- There are also ninjas down in Old Gotham for seemingly no reason.
- Also, the court of owls exists. Apparently. This information has thrilled many conspiracy theorists and historians.
- Quincy Sharp is running again and there are a disturbing amount of people planning to vote for him, in spite of the fucking hellscape that was No-Mans Land.
- We bitch about our city and point out it’s endless flaws, but if anybody outside of Gotham does that, they’re asking for a black eye.
- Whenever Tour Busses come through, several people make it a point to shout, “you’ll be sooorry!” At the tourists.
- The Joker is hilarious and we hate him for it. Especially Dick Grayson, who will often post twitter rants about how the guy is an insult to the profession of clowning. Which he is.
- im asexual and don’t understand this, but most of the city thirsts after Nightwing.
