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talking bee: shows up to my house

me, an intellectual human being: Ah Yes, My Perfect Mate

bee movie but every time Barry is on screen he’s replaced by a live action Jerry Seinfeld

me: gives an irl friend my URL

me 5 days l8r when i realize i can’t complain or vent comfortably now:

unpopular opinion but roses r like the ugliest flowers /:

should i get fried and watch the bee movie?

ummm ive been replying 2 a lot of mutuals posts lately & im super paranoid tht ppl think im annoying ):

i had a dream tht we had my cousins birthday party in a submarine and i didnt realize until we started going down it was terrible

also @miserysucculent was there jhfugdsjk????

and then later we were out on the pier area and @grip-n-tie was there selling ice cream

#old personal