#oldmanfart

[axelaqua]

OMG I FORGOT IM SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!!! you have been added and you got a little sparkle by your name

[axelaqua]

oldmanfart replied to your post: do any of my followers know who emily nussbaum...

I am obsessed with her and worship her

my program director knows how obsessed i am w her and he was like “she owes me a favor, do you want me to invite her here for dinner so you can join? or would you freak out” and i was like “i mean, i would, but YES. PLEASE. ABSOLUTELY”

[strangely-named-dragons-blog]

Why though -submitted by @centipeedles

[axelaqua]

oldmanfart replied to your post “oldmanfart a tru blue pal”

I just saw this and I don't remember what it was for

you liked my insta contest entry (y)

[pilutszn]

15 THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY

I was tagged by vampswknd and this is actually super cute so ima do it

my dog putting her paw on me when she comes under the blanket

getting a good grade when i studied really hard or think i did badly

when youre happy and sleepy

getting clothes in the mail

reading a book and getting really into it

the way my legs feel after a workout

having a good time with friends like people comfortable and laughing and just  happy

when people say im funny

cheeseburgers omg

meeting new people that are easy to talk to

hanging out with my mom and shes not being annoying lol

the color yellow

yoga

when my hair and makeup look bomb

fifth harmony and one direction

I tag: hormoaning oldmanfart lilbarbs sidebraids lilpunkin finnikc if u do it tag me cus i wanna read it

[softlyshine]

sofi's eyeliner always looks so good i dont understand

[boysncroptops]

i am 1 degree separated from sofi i know one of her irl friends we are essentially real life friends 

[yungjpg]

suk a dog dik

i paid $0.15 to receive an ask and it says "suk a dog dik"