#oli riedel

[xflakelovex]

Happy birthday my sweet lollipop!!! Love u forever 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

[littlemsscareall]

Casper Pfeiffer

[ghostofashina]

Happy 49th Birthday,

Oliver Riedel

[rge8reg748reg4er9648ger86ger]

“Live aus Berlin”

[einshierkommtdiesonne]

AUGUST 14, 2019 - STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN.

14 AUGUSTI 2019 - STOCKHOLM, SVERIGE.

[noodle-schrammy]

Imagine this the whole Rammstein (because im bored)

Oli: haha youre small

Paul: im gonna saw youre limbs of when you sleep coward

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Paul: never said fuck in his life whsipers fuck

Paul: wow I nver knew I would loose my Virginity physicaly

Flake: I can't believe you just said this

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Paul: I am death! I'm destruction! Fear me fools

Richard: youre the literally the smallest and most innocent one of our band

Paul: fear me fools

Oli: you should know he nearly literally bite of the hand of an man without hesitation, I saw it happen and its terrifying to know that an tiny raisin like him is capable of killing on human being

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Schneider: cracks knuckles

Paul: can you stop with this

Richard: circles his wrist to make an crack sound

Oil: no we all gonna stop with this

Till: circles his neck with cracking sound

Paul and oli: oh god why

Flake: cracks whole being

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Schneider: hey we could plan an barbeque

Flake: ok but with one condition we will not let till near the grill

Till: excuse me but im an amazing cook

Flake: no because a) you served me an burned steak and b) the whole grill looked like our stage after you drained it in gasoline and burned it

till: this was an abstract food and I'm till what did you aspect from me

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Oli: ok who's the small spoon and who's the big spoon

Till: I'm the meat grinder

Oli: ok aggressive but....normal I guess

Flake: I'm the nut cracker

Oli: this isn't even an normal thing...

Paul: I'm the sugar cane

Oli: sweet but confusing?

Richard: I'm the big spoon-

Oli: finally an normal answer-

Richard: like an really big spoon, I couldn't even fit in an cupboard....actually I'm a ladel because I can hold al lot of liquid in m-

Oli: CONVERSATION IS OVER

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Till: slaps Richard with one of those fake dildos on the pussy recording stage

Richard: bitch slaps him back with an fake dildo

Till and Richard start fighting with fake dildos

Flake: please stop slapping each other with fake dildos mumbles i can't believe I just said this

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Yeah that's what I stumbled upon while writting an new story full of this stuff :D

[supcioflak]

rammstein vs fence

[fuckkruspe]

New! From the Official Rammstein instagram.

Photo taken by Jens Koch.