“ i rank trees in climbability. ” -young DG though @ oliver
Oliver stared at the child in front of him, honestly having no idea what he was supposed to say to that. First of all, he didn't realize that kids still climbed trees, he'd climbed many a tree in his day but he definitely didn't rank them. "Dick, let me level with you here. I don't even remember agreeing to watch you. I don't remember Bruce asking. You're just a child who has shown up at my house very early in the morning. I made you waffles... Put them in the toaster myself, they're mostly not frozen anymore." He put the plate down in front of the kid, then grabbed a bottle of syrup as well, "Roy is sleeping, eat, go wake him, tell him all about your tree ranking. I'm going back to sleep, if anyone is dead, dying, or seriously injured wake Dinah, not me." Oliver patted Dick's head as he walked behind him, heading back up the stairs, "Don't touch my chandeliers."