Jul 12, 2019
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Cat Ownership: A Photograhic Explanation
Here are pictures of the four-legged creatures that are still my friends. Not pictured: The one who decided that the precise moment Sam barfed was the perfect time to start chasing the cat and, therefore, caused a furry, vomit-covered riot. She will not be named. She is dead to me.
Ava is here. She and Sam have been in rare form tonight being sarcastic and pesky. It finally got quiet in their room a few minutes ago, so Aaron and I decided to have a little fun. I dropped in on the Echo Dot in Sam’s room and started saying “Hello?” in a creepy, raspy voice while Aaron waited outside the door. We could hear them whispering nervously. Aaron started to lightly scratch on the door. I kept whispering. Finally, Aaron threw open the door and yelled “BOO!!!”. So now we’re going to spend the next half hour peeling two eight year olds and a cat off the ceiling. And we’re not even a little bit sorry.
Ollie discovered the camera.
Now I can never move ever ever again.