#olivia headcanons

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Prufrock student, to a friend: what’s the librarian doing now

Olivia, walking past: my best

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when Olivia gets caught Walking Around The Prufrock Building At 3am she probably just does smthn stupid like close her eyes so there’s this big thing with the students that The Librarian Sleepwalks

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P!nk: 🎵 so raise your glass if you are wrong 🎵

Olivia, with a whole wine bottle, after finishing a bad Prufrock week: oh hell yea

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Olivia, bored at Prufrock one day: i’m gonna learn to read tea leaves

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i’m thinkin of Olivia having to entertain herself after The Ten Minutes and she accidentally ends up being the Prufrock students’ source of what-the-fuck kind of entertainment. like. like the Florida Man articles almost

every few days they hear of/see Olivia in some kind of situation like being chased by bees after she tried to read under a slightly alive tree, or she’s reading in some weird place like on the school roof

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today at work everyone took everything that was said and made the context nsfw af and i spent forever red-faced and crying w laughter and that’s Olivia if she was ever wanted around/liked by her coworkers enough to have them make dirty jokes around her/each other

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do you think olivia is an only child? i have no clue

i think Olivia is like, younger sister material more than older sister if she does have a sibling/s. TAA Part One (”it’s awful, isn’t it, to have people missing from your life?” and Olivia standing up with the Baudelaires and Quagmires) confirms she’s at least an orphan; whether that happened when she was younger or older is something i’m like hmm over. i’m fine with like, either way, it’s like i gotta kill her parents or make them dead to her (eyes emoji)

i did give her an older brother, he’s about four or five years older than her; in most of my au’s including my current Big Fic i’m working on, he and her parents died when she was young - so in that respect, after that, she was technically an only child. but it’s okay!! when that happens in my au’s she’s taken in by her eccentric Aunt Gwendolyn :D

i’d spill more about him but there’s spoilers for my current Big Fic in his storyline oops

i’m gonna keep him alive in another au though! so in some worlds he has a happy ending lol 

and if we count the VFD family tree in book lore which branches off with M, N, O and say that Olivia was the O, and Miranda the M, if we go off netflix canon we could say Miranda and Olivia were half sisters

so yea, i do like the idea of only child Olivia but an older sibling, esp older brother, is good content too!!

and tho i thought of Olivia’s older brother before i started watching Less Than Perfect it’s cute that Claude has an older brother too ahaha

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on the occasion that Nero tells Olivia she can’t go home during fete week, even when the nurse has given her the paperwork to let her go home, she’ll just. mess with the blankets in her dorm room bed to make it out like she’s sleeping, and in the middle of the night, climb out the window, take a taxi to the City and take a train back home

Nero falls for the blanket trick every time